Title: Lavender's unexpected and wierd (no offense) visit
Disclaimer: I know it's old but I'll say it again; I don't own anything!
Hope you enjoy this one! I think I'm writing a little too fast. Is there even a such thing? Bye!
"Oh Hermione!"
Moans were coming from the bedroom. 'Ron was a bit too loud,' she thought. 'Usually he did it more quietly.' Hermione thought.
As she was setting her toothbrush back into it's holder, she wondered why he was doing it right when she got home. He knew she always wanted a little quickie before she had to go back to sleep. Hermione fumed at this. 'So he's going to get all spent before she got home? I mean he couldn't even wait for me?' She pushed back a tangled strand of her hair, and marched into the room. When Hermione opened the door she exclaimed loudly.
"What the bloody hell is going on in here?" Ron was in the bed naked...and with another women. When he had heard her he had jumped quickly and looked at her in amazement. " 'Mione? Wha- what are you doing over there?" Ron was currently tangled in a bunch of white sheets that she bought, which pissed her off even more.
"What the Hell is going on here? I come back from work, and you have another woman in our bed?" Hermione shouted absolutely fuming.
The sheets were rustling again. A brown mass of hair emerged from them, and Hermione gasped out loud. "Wait," said Ron. "How are you right there, but also over there-" Ron turned to point at Hermione ( real mione) - "Is this like a game or something cause I don't think it's funny." Hermione was standing shocked, a few feet away from a woman who looked exactly like her.
"What the heck is going on here? Who are you, and why do you look like me?" asked the real Hermione Granger. Ron was sitting there like he was seriously missing some great joke. The imposter simply stared at Hermione, than she smiled. "Oh are you sure you don't recognize me miss Granger?" Her tune was mocking. "What do you mean of course I don't recognize you! Stop fucking playing and tell me who you are!" She shouted back her posture losing frame.
An evil giggle from the girl made Hermione and Ron realize who she was. It was none other than Lavender. Slowly Lavender's features started to change back into what they had remebered them as. And Lavender sat smirking on the bed.
"Lavender, you? But, but you look like Hermione! I mean how did you do that?" Lavender giggled , which made Hermione happy that she didn't actually giggle like that in real life.
" Wow you really are thick?! I mean I am a very capable witch thank you very much!" Hermione was starting to wonder why after all these years had Lavender wanted to get revenge back now? "Why now?" She asked suddenly. Lavender perked up and smiled.
"Why I just love your very sharp mind, miss smartie pants!" She laughed and glanced at Ron, who was still looking back and forth. ⌠I just woke up one morning after another bad break up from a bad relationship and wondered what my little won-won was up to." A little crease showed up on Lavender's face (Hermione's really) "Lavender, I think you really should've been over this by now, I mean we only dated for a couple of weeks.
Besides I dont love you! I love Hermione!" Ron was climbing off the bed by now and walking towards Hermione. She looked up at him and smiled, then she turned back to Lavender to see her annoyed face. "Look, I don't want you, Ron, I want Hermione!"
A long and awkward silence followed. Hermione looked blankly at Lavender's pouting face. She had stood up quickly and walked slowly over where her and Ron were standing. 'Ron.' Hermione thought quickly, and stole a glance at him. He was looking at the both of them with his mouth hanging slightly open, a little drool falling down.
"Lavender?" Asked Ron. "Is this why you went out with me, so you can get with 'mione?" A small smile came on Lavender's face again, but instead of it making Hermione want to punch her she simply didn't feel anything. "No Ron, I did used to like you, like men, but it took me a while to figure out why all my relationships weren't working out; because I was looking for something totally different from what I actually needed."
Hermione and Lavender were now staring face to face, only standing a few feet away from each other. Then she finally spoke up. "Then why did you just sleep with Ron?" She asked curiously. "Oh! That. I don't know, just wanted to see if Ron had been what I was missing, but alas, no." Ron frowned.
"Was I that bad?" asked Ron. This made both Lavender and Hermione laugh out loud. "Ron! No of course not! Your brilliant!" Hermione said blushing in front of Lavender. Lavender nodded in agreement. "Of course not Ronald. I didn't mean it that way." Ron's smile returned and grinned. "So..what are you going to do 'mione?"
She looked up at Ron. "What'd you mean, Ron. You know I don't swing that way!" Laughter erupted from Ron and Lavender. "How'd you know you don't Hermione?" Lavender inquired. "I mean you never tried it right?"
"No! Of course not! It's just I know." Ron looked at both of them, and by the dirty grin on his face Hermione knew what he wanted to do and knew she had to stop the conversation before it got out of her hands. "Look Lavender, I like you, but just not like that. And also I love Ron. I'm sorry but it just wouldn't work out." Lavender smiled tightly and nodded her head.
"Okay, I understand, and it's fine with me. But at least I did try." She smiled wryly and turned to leave. "Wait! I mean, 'mione are you sure you don't have feelings for her?" Ron asked bending low with pleading eyes. She laughed.
"Ron! Of course I'm sure. Goodbye Lavender." Lavender nodded her head some tears falling down her cheeks that made Hermione feel a little bad. 'But I can't help it if I don't feel anything. It just something that I can't control.' She thought.
After Lavender had left, and everything had died down Ron was boiling hot water for Hermione . She had wanted to clean the sheets right away. "Hermione?" Yelled Ron from in the living room. "Yeah?" She answered back. "How do you think Lavender got your hair?" Ron shouted back. Hermione mentally hit herself in the head. 'How could she have gotten a bit of her? I mean did she go to the same hair shop?' Hermione mused but just let tho thought slip. 'It is all over now and I shouldn't bother with it." She smiled and went back to cleaning the dirty sheets.