THE BUBBLE
By The X-filer
The following is based on actually events…
9:30am outside Skinners office
---------------------------------"Bubble"
"Are you talking to me?"
"Bubble"
"Oh no, I'm not getting into this again"
"Bubble"
"Don't be silly, the plant likes you"
"Bubble"
"He's not trying to drink you dry"
"Bubble"
"I know your lonely, and no I'm not telling my boss to get another water cooler"
"Bubble"
"The last time I had this conversation I nearly got fired"
"Bubble"
"I beg your pardon"
"Bubble"
"My mother is not a horse!"
"Bubble"
"No, I am not in love with Agent Scully"
"Bubble"
"I do not look at her in any way thank you very much"
"Bubble"
"You shut you tap!"
"Bubble"
"Oh don't cry, I'm didn't mean it"
"Bubble"
"Well I did a bit but…"
"Bubble"
"Hey Mulder, what are you doing?"
"Bubble"
"Shut your tap, and keep quiet!"
"Bubble
"Nothing Scully, I ah…"
"Bubble"
"Tap it!"
"Bubble"
"Mulder your not talking to that water cooler again, are you?"
"Bubble"
"No Scully!… she's my partner how dare you say something like that"
"Bubble"
"You know water coolers can't talk, don't you Mulder?"
"Bubble"
"I know Scully!"
"Bubble"
"No don't open your tap!"
"Bubble"
"Now look what you've done!"
"Mulder did you empty that water cooler again?"
"It wasn't me I swear it, Scully!"
"If it wasn't you then who was it?"
"It was the water cooler"
"Not again!"
"Quick Scully, help me fill it back up! Before he dies"
"Mulder did you just realise what you just said?"
"Just help me!"
"There we filled it back up, Skinners waiting are you coming?"
"Be there in a minute, are you ok little guy"
"Bubble"
"Don't scare me like that again!"
"Bubble"
"Well I got to go now!"
"Bubble!"
"No I can't stay, and you can't make me!"
"Bubble!"
"No don't open your tap!"
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…NOT!!!
A/N
Yes that was utterly weird
So let me know what you think!
Was it disturbing? Hope you like and enjoy!
Thanks for any reviews if there's any!