Link was poised and ready. He drew his Megaton Hammer, the tool that had defeated Dark Link so long ago in the Water Temple. Link ran up, swung the Hammer and...poof. The clone dissapeared."Missed me! hee hee hee." Link thought "? He..teleported?"
"Yes, yes I can!"
"You can read my mind?"
"It's easy. There isn't much of it. Ha ha ha!"
The clone drew his sword. Now he was confused. In the Water Temple, his clone copied him. Here, it thought on it's own! Link knew his weapons wouldn't help him. Being an adult, Link took a course in Karate. He went into ready postion, jumped, spun, faked a punch, and finally went for the Money Shot! But no! THAKK! His hand was blocked!
"Fool!" Swak!
He was knocked backward, into a pillar. "He acts like Gannon! But he's dead. 30 years dead. Resilient Bastard."
"Bastard this, moron!" Chink! the Hookshot's chain pierced his shoulder.
Link pulled the bloodied chian out of his shoulder and drew his sword.
"Time to die!!" Exclaimed Link
As he lunged at the Ganon incarnate, he thought "How the hell did I get here anyway?"
"Get your mind in the game, Kokiri!" The clone bursted as it sliced Link on his way down.
"Awwwhhkk! Pain....!" In the blinding flash of pain, a thought occured to him. "Fire arrows......Hookshot.....Flamethrower...that can....beat Ganon"
"No, it won't!"
"Damn." He just remembered Ganon could read his thoughts.
His next thought came. " If I combine two weapons randomly, maybe I can kill the Bastard!"
" Ice Arrows! Megaton Hammer! Freeze Ganon!"
"DAMN!" Ganon was frozen!
Link had to act fast to kill Ganon.
"nnnnnRAUGHHH!" Link took the Biggoron sword and slashed relentlessly at the pillar of ice.
Suddenly, Link felt a sharp pain, followed by the sting of fire.
"Flames gotcha down? Try some nice cold BROADSWORD! WAHHHAHAHAHAAA!!"
Link was once again ripped open by Ganon's sword. All he could concentrate on was pain. And wishing Ganon was gone. Suddenly, a twinge hit the air. A twinge of pure psychic energy hit Ganon. The world became a blinding flash. Suddenly Link was in a Temple. It all came flooding back. He was trying to win the Flash Medallion by defeating it's keeper.The only thing that did not come back to him was who the keeper was. "Counting it all up this is the...9th time you beat me. Take your medal and leave, you troublesome bastard."
At least he got the medal.
All in a day's work.