Magnus Bane was not a normal bisexual cat man. NO, MAGNUS MOTHERFUCKIN BANE WAS THE THE THE FABULOUS MAGICAL BISEXUAL CAT MAN. An d no great mbcm was complete without his mighty steed to back him up.
Alex was everything to the mbcm. His wingman, his fuckbuddy, his emotional lifeline, but al ass, sometimes Alec could reeeeeaaaaaallly be a pain in the ass. Up the ass.
Magnus, in all his glory, was trooley the purrrfect boybuddy.l The flawless ieliner, blush, and lipstick, he was basically a sex god. AND OH LORD, GAWD, PRAISE THE HEAVENS FO THIS SEXY MAGICAL BISEXUAL CAT MAN.
This was all pouring out of Alec's lips and drenching down his shirt. And oh, was it wet. So slimy and puuuuurrrrrfectly wet.
Magnus thought this spectacle was beautiful. Then he used his majjic and vaporised the water to make it a cloud and then made it float up 2 the ceiling only to precipitate all over them like the sluts they were.
After the exquisite rainfall, a rainbow of GAY STROKED THE CEILING AND A MAGICAL WET ORGY OCCURRED.
"ERMAGERDBBBBBWWWAAAAAHAHHAHAHAFATHERLISTENFORIHAVESIINNEDECDDDDDFSDFWELCOMEO THENEWWORDLTOTHENEWWORLDMOFOSILIKEBIGBUTTSANDICANNOTLIEYOMAMATHAT'SWAHTSHESAIDVELOCITYISTHESPEEDANDDIRRECTIONOFTHEOBJECTANDOHHHHMMMYYYCONTAINMENTBREACHCONTAINMENTBREA CHCODEREDBUUUUUUUUWWWWWAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA."
This is what the lord commanded. We hold these truths to be self evident, and all men are created equal.
Amen.