Pony over dar (this haz no plott, and my acurate spelling is intenshinal o.O)
Applejerk wuz travelling with Shmapplebroom to a place called cookie mountin, but then Applejerk's inner nascar emerged and den she started yelling stuff, "oh,yeah, im like a nascar drivier now and I gotta make more leff turrrrrrnzz, nascar iz so unpredictable",she saidz whilst rolling around on da floor wid an apple in her mouth, and Shamapplebroom wuz like, "wuddya dooeeng Applejerk we gootta get to cookie... uh... cookie..." she wuz confuzzled and got a derp face and wuz like, "-" and den I took an arrow in dah knee- WATE NUUU, I MEEN- ahem... Applejerk then sed, "Hay loook, thers a ponee over dar", "o rly?" Shamapplebroom replied to wich Applejerk wuz like,"ya rly -_-", dey whent over dar to greet deh pony and dey said hi, duh pony dey found over dar waz a total trollz0r and wuz like, "heyro, yo m0mma is soo0oo F4T...sh3's fat... " he den started cackling like an ash-hole "dat wuznt verry nice... wanna git... RAPED?" Applejerk said in her super incest redneck accent with a crazey person look in her face. And trollz0r pony wuz like, "pr0bl3m?" Apple jerk pulled a shotgunn frum her butt and shot trollz0r pony's schlong off den she pikked him up and dropped him on his head, and den he ran away cuz it gave him permanent derp face, and Smapplebroom wuz like, "how r babiez maed?" Applejerk replied wit, "they haz SECKS!, she sed wit her cartoony eyes bulging out of her hed like bowling ballz, "ok den applejeerk", then they travelled moar and got to cooky hil, and found a mine-o-tar, and Applejerk wuz like, "dem mine-o-tars iz be living in one them lab-o-rinthsss, butdiss one beliekin theh sanlight and bettar be going home soon ur I moit egh..." and Applejerk herpped SO hard... she derped... and it killed pinkie pie... lulz (.Y.) boobiez,
THE END?