Aro hadn't been out in years. After shouting to Caius "Goodbye me hearties. Maybe if God permits we can be together after my mission." He ran out of his castley thing. He held up his cape to his eyes and said
"I'm batman." in a deep voice. As the sun hit him, he hissed and glared up at it, reaching for it and trying to grab it from the sky. Or was it the moon...? So anyway, he smelled another vampire, and that really weirded him out. He was going to go over there and moan about territories and alphas and superior and stuff, when he saw the vampire muttering to herself.
"After 5 years of being under the happy delusion that vampires are scary and stuff, I find they sparkle! Sparkle! What kind of gay world is this? I want a suntan. I'm like a ghost, a sparkly ghost. Ah! You! Im julian Come up on the roof and let's try and get a sun tan. Come on."
She beckoned him over and he stated he would only try for a suntan if he could read her mind. To that she screamed "MIND RAPE!" and ran onto a roof and rolled her shorts really far up and took off her T-shirt to reveal a vest. She lay there and Aro joined her. After five minutes she stated something.
"I don't think this relationship is working out." she turned to him.
"What? I love Cai- I'm not in a relationship."
" Please don't delude yourself, you're a great guy, just not my type."
"hmm."
She then poked him in the eye and went to visit his castle, skipping and singing:
When I was one I'd just begun, the day I went to sea :
I jumped aboard a pirate ship
And the Captain said to me,
"We're going this way, that way, forwards, backwards,
Over the Irish Sea.
A bottle of rum to warm me tum,
And that's the life for me,"
Da, da, da,da,
Da, da, da,
When I was two I lost my shoe the day I went to sea,
I jumped aboard a pirate ship
And the Captain said to me,
"We're going this way, that way, forwards, backwards,
Over the Irish Sea.
A bottle of rum to warm me tum,
And that's the life for me,"
Da, da, da,da,
Da, da, da,
By the third verse she had arrived and walked through the overly large doors.
"Honey I'm home! I love you!"
She was greeted by a solemn looking Marcus, looking constipated and holding a bra, pink with leopard print.
"Are you a girl or boy? Do you wear bra's?" she asked.
"You need a shower."
"RAPE!"
She ran away and tried to find a shower and found a bedroom with an en-suite, so she took a shower and used the soap fifty times, following the instructions on the 4 bottles. Then she used the conditioner. She got out the shower and used the toothbrush on the side. She then took out a dress that fit his and put it on, using the air to dry her hair. She controlled the elements.
"where- Ah there-"
Aro burst into the room, Caius and Marcus following and stared.
"you all share the qualities of a pervert."
"Wha- no actually, as you're here, you have to go to our ball. And what is your power, so I can obsess over you."
"Kaboosh, I am girlmental, controller of the elements and internet troll..."
"We do need an interne- i mean attacker. "
"mmm."
"But you are a menace and I shall kill you by cupcake fire." Caius stuck to his word. Caius and Aro started making out, and then Alice and Jane walked in. There was a huge fight and then Jacob came in with a flame thrower. He burnt all the sparkly vampires to a crisp.
The end.