Captain's log stardate 89284.41, exactly 500 years ago today (stardate denotes not only the date but also the time of day, in this case April 14, 2412 2:20 AM, the exact time the Titanic disappeared beneath the cold, dark waters of the North Atlantic) the ship of which I am currently captain, the RMS Titanic disappeared beneath the waves on a cold night in the middle of the North Atlantic. The Titanic has been refitted to be a fully fledged starship, state of the art weapons, engines, shields, the whole lot so this is no longer the RMS Titanic, it is the USS Titanic, registry NCC-93701. I've been ordered to Demons Run, a space station in the Praxis belt around Quo'nos, a Klingon fleet will meet us there. Our orders are to scan for any temporal anomalies, I do not know what the nature of this mission is but the Commander at Demons Run has asked for me personally. "Captain Demons Run is hailing us requesting you beam aboard immediately." said Lightoller. "On my way." I replied. I beamed over and the Commander introduced me to a woman with an eye patch. "This is starting to look eerily familiar." I said. The woman took me to a room where a red haired woman was laying in a bed with a baby lying on her chest. "This is Ailema Domp she's helping us with our combat preparations." said the woman with the eyepatch. I decided not to question her because she scared me a little bit. I joined an assembly with the rest of the officers on the station where the commander began lowering the hoods on the headless monks they shared the station with, it turns out they really are headless. When the Commander lowered the hood on the Third monk there was a strange man with a bow tie standing there, just then the lights went out and someone began yelling "Doctor", but not in a pleading way like they needed medical attention, this man sounded angry. "Oh no," I said, "This is the Demons Run, Ailema Domp is actually Amelia Pond and the baby on her chest must be... River Song." I immediately dropped my gun and ran to find the man in Roman dress that I was sure was on the station. When I finally found Rory Williams I told him that that wasn't their baby and there was a trap in motion at that very moment. "Why should we believe you?" he asked. "I was born January 16, 1997 I know you've heard of the Elemental Heroes because they saved London when the daleks attacked and the 25 planets appeared in the sky, I am their leader." I said, "Have you already captured the fleet defending the station?" "Yes." he said. "Then tell your team on the USS Titanic to take the turbolift from the bridge to deck 3 first door on your right, those are my quarters, in a closet in the bedroom is a suit of armor, the Titanicboy armor." "How do we know that place isn't rigged to blow?" asked Rory "It's a 20th century steamship that was on the bottom of the ocean for 150 years, i'm not going to blow it up." I told him. The crew found in and beamed it down to me and I used a force field to sever the connection between the real baby and the flesh avatar. "Where is our baby?" asked Rory. "She is destined to kill the Doctor, and fixed points can't be changed, I cannot tell you, I'm sorry." I replied. Just then the lights went off again "Get back to the TARDIS!" I said and took off to combat the headless monks alongside the Doctor's companions. When the battle ended River Song showed up and revealed to the Doctor and Amy who she was. I went to the station's computer and had it scan my DNA in order to figure out why I had lived to be 415 years old, even without the suit and discovered I was a human plus, like River, Human plus Timelord.