Chapter 1: Welcome Bladers
Hello there! I'm starting a random story based on well, randomness!~
Enjoy!
Me: Hi there guys!~
Tithi and Yu: Hi Swift!~ *hugs me*
The others: Oh no. It's the girl of Randomness
Me: You got that right boys!
The girls: *Clears their throats*
Me: And girls...
Tsubasa: Why are we here again?
Me: Because I asked y'all to come here that's why eagle-freak!
Tsubasa: *Glared at me and try not to shoot real daggers*
Kyoya: Then I'm leaving! *Walks away*
Me: OH NO YOU'RE NOT! Rosella!
*My OC, Bloody Rosella came in. She's a pretty witch. Everyone stopped and stared. DUM DUM DUM DUM*
Rosella: 'Sup?
Me: The roof. Deal with him! *Pointing at Kyoya*
Rosella: *Evil smirk* Oh my pleasure!~ *Flies and shut the door*
Kyoya: WTF?!
Rosella: Turn back or else!
Kyoya: What?
Rosella: You ask for it! *Her light red eyes turned bloody* You're asking for death! *Took out a spoon*
Kyoya: A spoon? Like it's gonna kill me
Rosella: Guess again! *Starts beating him up with the spoon and finally left him black and blue and bloody. He was unconscious* That's what you get for underestimating me, bitch!
The others minus Me: *Gulps*
Me: Ferocious huh? She's a black-belt and master of every single self-defenses
*Suddenly 'C'mon' by Ke$ha was played*
Me: Oh I love this song! *Started dancing egyptian style* Nile c'mon let's dance!
Nile: Fine I guess *Started doing the same thing*
Ryuga: Wait for me! *Dances*
Everyone else: Even Ryuga?!
Me: NINJA TIME! *Ninja-ing all around*
Ginga: Someone gotta stop her! Rosella! Stop her!
Rosella: *Glared at him* As if! I only hear her out!
Me: *Starts to break dance*
Everyone: OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! AAAHHHHHHHH!
Me: *Sing along*
I don't wanna go to sleep
I wanna stay up all night
I wanna just screw around
I don't wanna think about
What's gonna be after this
I wanna just live right now
I don't wanna go to sleep
I wanna stay up all night
I wanna just screw around
I don't wanna think about
What's gonna be after this
I wanna just live right now
Everyone: LOL!
From the closet: SWIFT! WHEN CAN WE GET OUT?!
Everyone else: 0.0
Me: When I said so dumbass!
Everyone: ...
Me: Awkward Silence! MWAHAHAHAHA! Now let's have sweets!
Yu and Tithi: YES!
Kyoya: *Woke up* WTF just happen?
Nile: A girl beat the crap out of you by a spoon
Kyoya: WTF?!
Rosella: You heard him pussy!
Sonic (from Sonic X): HEY SWIFT!
Me: Sonic! Hey! *High five him* Been quite a while
Sonic: DUH!
Masamune: Who and what is that?!
Dunamis: It's Sonic the Hedgehog dummy! Don't you ever watch anything?!
Everyone else: 0.0
Dunamis: What are y'all looking at?!
Me: You're talking my language old man!
Dunamis: OLD MAN?!
Me: Ya' heard me! OLD MAN! Or do I have to spell it?!
Dunamis: Where do you get the idea of me being old?!
Me: Being wise is old! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
Dunamis: *Starts to chase me*
Me: YOU CAN NEVER CATCH ME ALIVE OLD MAN! Rosel!
Rosella: On it! *Picks up her spoon, to Dunamis* STOP! Or else!
Kyoya: Don't pick the or else!
Dunamis: *Just froze*
Me: That's more like it! Now who wants to see a special movie to torture Dunamis after eating cookies and drinking milk?!
Dunamis: YOU DEVIL!
Me: I know
Everyone else minus Dunamis: *Raised their hands*
Dunamis: TITHI! YOU BRAT!
Tithi: Yeah yeah yeah! Whatever!
My name is Swift and Randomness is my game
R&R!~
