Chapter 1: Welcome Bladers

Hello there! I'm starting a random story based on well, randomness!~
Enjoy!


Me: Hi there guys!~

Tithi and Yu: Hi Swift!~ *hugs me*

The others: Oh no. It's the girl of Randomness

Me: You got that right boys!

The girls: *Clears their throats*

Me: And girls...

Tsubasa: Why are we here again?

Me: Because I asked y'all to come here that's why eagle-freak!

Tsubasa: *Glared at me and try not to shoot real daggers*

Kyoya: Then I'm leaving! *Walks away*

Me: OH NO YOU'RE NOT! Rosella!

*My OC, Bloody Rosella came in. She's a pretty witch. Everyone stopped and stared. DUM DUM DUM DUM*

Rosella: 'Sup?

Me: The roof. Deal with him! *Pointing at Kyoya*

Rosella: *Evil smirk* Oh my pleasure!~ *Flies and shut the door*

Kyoya: WTF?!

Rosella: Turn back or else!

Kyoya: What?

Rosella: You ask for it! *Her light red eyes turned bloody* You're asking for death! *Took out a spoon*

Kyoya: A spoon? Like it's gonna kill me

Rosella: Guess again! *Starts beating him up with the spoon and finally left him black and blue and bloody. He was unconscious* That's what you get for underestimating me, bitch!

The others minus Me: *Gulps*

Me: Ferocious huh? She's a black-belt and master of every single self-defenses

*Suddenly 'C'mon' by Ke$ha was played*

Me: Oh I love this song! *Started dancing egyptian style* Nile c'mon let's dance!

Nile: Fine I guess *Started doing the same thing*

Ryuga: Wait for me! *Dances*

Everyone else: Even Ryuga?!

Me: NINJA TIME! *Ninja-ing all around*

Ginga: Someone gotta stop her! Rosella! Stop her!

Rosella: *Glared at him* As if! I only hear her out!

Me: *Starts to break dance*

Everyone: OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! AAAHHHHHHHH!

Me: *Sing along*

I don't wanna go to sleep
I wanna stay up all night
I wanna just screw around
I don't wanna think about
What's gonna be after this
I wanna just live right now

I don't wanna go to sleep
I wanna stay up all night
I wanna just screw around
I don't wanna think about
What's gonna be after this
I wanna just live right now

Everyone: LOL!

From the closet: SWIFT! WHEN CAN WE GET OUT?!

Everyone else: 0.0

Me: When I said so dumbass!

Everyone: ...

Me: Awkward Silence! MWAHAHAHAHA! Now let's have sweets!

Yu and Tithi: YES!

Kyoya: *Woke up* WTF just happen?

Nile: A girl beat the crap out of you by a spoon

Kyoya: WTF?!

Rosella: You heard him pussy!

Sonic (from Sonic X): HEY SWIFT!

Me: Sonic! Hey! *High five him* Been quite a while

Sonic: DUH!

Masamune: Who and what is that?!

Dunamis: It's Sonic the Hedgehog dummy! Don't you ever watch anything?!

Everyone else: 0.0

Dunamis: What are y'all looking at?!

Me: You're talking my language old man!

Dunamis: OLD MAN?!

Me: Ya' heard me! OLD MAN! Or do I have to spell it?!

Dunamis: Where do you get the idea of me being old?!

Me: Being wise is old! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

Dunamis: *Starts to chase me*

Me: YOU CAN NEVER CATCH ME ALIVE OLD MAN! Rosel!

Rosella: On it! *Picks up her spoon, to Dunamis* STOP! Or else!

Kyoya: Don't pick the or else!

Dunamis: *Just froze*

Me: That's more like it! Now who wants to see a special movie to torture Dunamis after eating cookies and drinking milk?!

Dunamis: YOU DEVIL!

Me: I know

Everyone else minus Dunamis: *Raised their hands*

Dunamis: TITHI! YOU BRAT!

Tithi: Yeah yeah yeah! Whatever!


My name is Swift and Randomness is my game

R&R!~