drabble prompt for klaroline69.

coz crack is better than canon right now. sorry not sorry.

May 16

Buenos Aires

Dear diary,

So I've been productive.

It's been bugging me for days but now I finally I got around to do it. Care's going to be pissed. I know she likes them sorted by color since it's nicer to look at but everything's just easier to find if they're arranged alphabetically, by author.

Speaking of which, I found Kerouac's On the Road among the collection. The original original scroll. I'm impressed. I have to remember asking Klaus how he got it when they get back from San Telmo. He and Caroline went dancing. I didn't want to go.

In hindsight, I should have brought my bike. I've always thought about riding across South America. Navigate the Andes. Maybe visit Miguel and Cecilia in Salvador. See the Machu Picchu. That would have been great.

Caroline said I can't because solitary motorcycling is the worst kind of broody. I'm not broody. I'm just thoughtful.

Klaus told Caroline they should go with me and christen the Machu Picchu, if you know what I mean. I fought the urge to gag. He meant it as a joke, alright, but after Chichen Itza, Timbuktu and The Great Wall... I don't know anymore. I think they might have developed a habit of defiling historical landmarks.

And airplanes.

No wonder Elijah took a different flight.

Note to self: Never again shut yourself with two crazy in love but horny as hell vampires in an enclosed space for even the shortest amount of time.

Well, not really. That might be a bit overreaching because I've been with Elena and Damon, Katherine and Elijah... And even Rebekah and I... were nothing like that.

Note to self 2.0: Never again shut yourself with Klaus and Caroline in an enclosed space for even the shortest amount of time.

I can't say no one warned me. Bekah might have hinted before but come on. They're way past their honeymoon stage (a horrifying phase no one wants to talk about).

Plus I haven't seen my Carebear for five years so I did want to spend some time with her.

If only I had known... Nightmare doesn't even cover half of it.

At least they kept the physical to a minimum after what happened in Tokyo. For my sake, as Caroline put it although I do recall Klaus' exact words were "prude old man's behind". He's the one to talk, he's practically a billion years old.

Anyway, a bit of definitional issue there since what Klaus and Caroline consider as 'minimum' was still too much for any other decent being with average standards of propriety so pretty soon they needed to take things to the comfort room especially after the older couple from the aisle across gave them the evil eye.

But dude, enhanced hearing, okay? I can hear everything.

I. Can. Hear. Every. My-sort-of-friend-is-fucking-my-best-friend-like-a n-animal-I-think-he's-killing-her-make-it-stop-ple ase. Thing.

Yeah, even Kol would have blushed.

And It's been three days since but I swear I could still hear them in my I sleep. I think might have been traumatized. Good thing vampires doesn't always need sleep.

Which is why I've been busying myself with stuff. Things. But nothing's good on TV lately. Nothing's good on the internet either and since I've finished every level of Guess the Movie in Caroline's iPad, I've officially ran out of things to do.

God, sometimes technology is such a let down.

I wish Rebekah was here. She loves high school too much, maybe even more than me. Friday is just too far but hey-

It's tuesday.

YOLO.

Stefan