Norway's Stalker Mode

by HetalianNorway

If you've read my LUKAS BONDEVIK Unit: User Guide and Manual, then you might remember this. And I was about to use OC!Maria for this but I thought it'd be fun to use Iceland as the victim. Poor Iceland, I should stop picking on him. Hetalia or the characters are not mine! If I did, I would've made the Nordics appear more.

Tactic 1: Finding him in your closet

Iceland sighed as he shut his door. He dragged himself over to his bed and crashed down. Iceland closed his eyes and he slowly loosened his ribbon. After a few minutes, fabric rustling could be heard. Iceland's eyes snapped open, he slowly sat up and directed his eyes at his closet. The closet slightly opened and... a wild Norway came out! Norway waved as he ran out before Iceland could shout.

Tactic 2: Finding him under your bed

Iceland was writing in his notebook on his bed. His puffin silently flew from place to place around his room. Iceland closed his book for a moment, pencil tucked in. "Mr. Puffin! Could you keep still?" "And could you stop writing in your 'girl book'?" Mr. Puffin retorted. He motioned his wings to Iceland's diary. Iceland ignored the comment and opened his book. CLACK! His pencil dropped to the ground. "Here you go." Iceland received his pencil without having to bend down. "Tha-" Iceland saw Norway's head before it disappear. And by disappear, I meant Norway running out full speed ahead.

Tactic 3: Following you from afar

Iceland already knew that Norway was following him. Even people nearby just stared at his brother. "Mommy? Why is he stalking him?" A girl innocently pointed to Norway. "Where did you learn what stalking is?" The mom harshly replied. "Daddy." That's it. The dad was DEAD.

Tactic 4: Appearing out of thin air

Iceland locked his door. He turned around and was met with Norway's face. "How?!"
"The door."
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Iceland opened his mirror cabinet and took out the toothpaste. As it closed, he spotted a figure. Iceland jumped into the bathroom sink as Norway stood there nonchalantly. "How?!"
"The door."
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Iceland turned the shower on and was scratching his head with shampoo. "Want me to scrub your back?"
"GET OUT!"

Tactic 5: Arriving through a window or air vent

Iceland was sure to lock his door and window. He turned back to his bed with his favorite 'things.' He plugged the earphones in, wore fluffy white cat ears, and played 'Nyan Cat' as he danced. After five rounds of repeating the song and dancing. He heard clapping. Iceland turned to the noise. There, Norway was, clapping. "I could've sworn I locked the door and window!" Norway stepped aside and pointed to the air vent. Iceland's eye twitched. 'Was he that desperate?' Iceland thought.

Tactic 6: Waking up to Norway staring at you

BRRRRIIIIING! Iceland slammed his hand down on the alarm clock. He opened his eyes slowly. "AAAHHH!" There it was! The dark purple eyes staring him down. "Good morning." Norway greeted. "AAAAHHH!" Iceland responded.