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CHAPTER ONE: MONOTONY

"Bah" Ridley said as he typed furiously at his keyboard in an attempt to complete his paperwork before its deadline. "I hate this job." Truly, it was a miserable existence, monotonously typing paper after paper for 15 hours, only to go home, sleep and come back to repeat the cycle anew. Now, you may be wondering, "Wait, that's Ridley? As in the purple space dragon?" Yes. That Ridley. As you can tell, Ridley was hardly in his prime. You might even say that he was hardly in his Metroid prime.

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Anyways, though, as you most likely know, Ridley wasn't always in an office, filling out loads of paperwork. You see, there was once a time where Ridley was the lead of the Space Pirates, terrorizing outer space and whatnot. But one day, Ridley was minding his own business when Samus visited, killed him, and blew up the entire planet. Ridley got better, though, only to soon after face a foe far worse than any intergalactic bounty hunter.

Unemployment.

After Planet Zebes was destroyed, Ridley soon found out that Nintendo had replaced him with a clone Ridley, who didn't need a pay check, and was much more muscular. Also, he gave Samus PTSD for some reason. Ridley was devastated, and not just because he was now unemployed.

You see, ever since he was a little weird bird thing, Ridley had dreamed of being in Super Smash Bros, facing off against his idols, like Mario, Link, and Wii Fit Trainer. Ridley had constantly asked Samus if he can be in, too, but she kept saying "no", which made Ridley sad. Samus did get Ridley into Brawl, though, but in a position where he just gets beaten up over and over again. While Samus later regretted it after Ridley slammed her against the wall and whatnot, Ridley saw it as getting closer to being playable. So when Smash 4 was announced, Ridley saw it as a chance to finally get out of his boring job, and finally do something with his life again. He hoped that Sakurai would finally choose him to be in Smash. However, as every newcomer got announced, Ridley began to lose hope. Eventually, it was only a week before Smash 4, and Ridley had given up on becoming a newcomer, filling out more paperwork for his boring job.

However, that night, Ridley's life would change forever, when he got a mysterious phone call in the middle of the night.

"THIS IS RIDLEY, WHAT DO YA WANT"

"Hi, I'm one of the newcomers in Smash 4, and I've heard a lot about you and your desire to be in Smash. I'm really feeling that you should be. But there's something you should know…"

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