Beep!
Hi, this is Robin. I'm busy kicking butt downtown or I'm playing video games in the Tower. If you're a friend, welcome! If not, I'm gonna bring you down. Leave your name and number after the beep.
Beep!
Hi ya'll, Cyborg here! Can't answer the phone since Rob and I are in the middle of Mortal Scream IV and I'm gonna whip him at this video game! Leave a message in my left arm and I'll call later. Booyeah, 5,000 bonus points!
Beep!
This is Raven. I do not want to be disturbed. Leave me in my solitary silence and call later when my father is not around to-
Worship me, you ignorant human fools! Raaaaaaaar!
Beep!
Hi, this is Speedy. If you want to reach me or Tuna Breath, we're away right now. Call back later, thanks.
Beep!
Hi, this is Aqualad. Speedy, if you call me "Tuna Breath" one more time-
Beep!
Hello, Robin. Yes, it's me again. I'm still out there, waiting for you to take action with your team. Most likely you'll try to get my mask off but end up with a black eye yourself. Do not think you can defeat me. I have my own plans.
Beep!
Ok, Slade, you asked for it! Titans! Get the T-Car! Get the R-Bike! Get the Batmobile! We're going to bring Slade down once and for all-
Beep!
Rob, we don't HAVE a Batmobile. . .
Beep!
I snuck it out of Gotham City. Anyway Slade, you'd better say your prayers because I'm going to kick your ass into next Tuesday, and then-
CLANK!
WHUMP!
Beeep!
This is the lean mean green fighting machine known as Beast Boy! Slade, you are SO busted, big time. I hate you for driving us nuts. I hate you for making Terra my enemy. And I HATE it when you make Robin all hysterical. Every time you call, he starts babbling like a moron about defeating you. So I've hit him over the head with a frying pan.
And once he comes around, I'm gonna turn you into tofu pudding.
Beep!
Hello, this is Koriand'r, princess of Tamaran, but my friends on earth call me Starfire. Robin, is this machine on? Am I doing the right thing? What does this little button d-
KFT!
KFT!
KEFT!
Forgive me. That was the annoying sound of static in the background. I am here right now, but shall be unavailable once I turn the machine off. When I do, you may speak into the recording device known as the "answering machine". It is not to be confused with the washing machine, which I found out requires soap. Please do not pour soap into this machine or add your clothes.
Beeep!
Robin, I want my car back. Now.
Beep!
Robin, this is Speedy. You are busted!
Beep!
Hello, this is Jinx: specialized witch perfected in spells, curses, and troubles galore. Leave your name and address and I'll be happy to hex you once I get back. Hee hee hee. Oh, and you're that blue-coated witch known as Raven, I got once word for you: Nevermore!
Beep!
Cyborg? Beast Boy? Can you hear me? It is I, Starfire. I have not been able to locate Robin at this time nor have I found any clues that lead to Slade. He is not in the Tower potatoing the couch either. Perhaps Robin has gone to the dark black scary building with flashing lights that you call "arcade of the videos" or he has gone to throw heavy balls against pins. Is this some form of hunting?
Beep!
No Star, it's called "bowling". And I found Robin. He was in Gotham City but now he's back. What's that large swirling vortex doing on top of the Tower right now? Is it from your home planet?
Beep!
I see you've returned the Batmobile, Robin. Never do that again. Ever.
I hope you're proving to be a mature and responsible leader for the Titans. Make sure you're brushing your teeth twice a day and getting at least nine hours of sleep every night. Do you have enough clean underwear? If not, I'll have Alfred send over some extra pair-
Beeeeeeeeep!
Woah, Robin! I had no idea...underwear. Ha ha ha ha ha!
Beep!
SHADDDUP!
Beep!
Hello, this is Brother Blood with the Hierarchy of International Vengeance and Extermination. We are known as the HIVE but don't call us for honey orders. I am currently planning another diabolical plan to stop those pesky juvenile delinquents known as the Titans. Shall you wish to assist me, leave a message and I will be thrilled to have another minion in the crusade against the Titans. Bwhahahaha!
Beep!
This is Cyborg. And Brother Blood, NO WAY are we juvenile delinquents. In fact, make sure you spank that little brat known as Gizmo a couple dozen times until his butt is all red. That booger brain practically destroyed my precious baby!
Beep!
Robin, its Raven. Why is there an army of sword-welding samuri on the roof? And where did all of those animals come from?
Beep!
So Titans, how do you like my little portal that opened up into the world of Anime? Have fun playing with the Pokemon! Bwhwhahahahah! I, Jinx the witch have done it again.
Beep!
BB, get your butt over here into the Tower and get these little pocket monsters off the walls! I can't stand it anymore! No, PUT THAT DOWN! Arrrrgh, there goes Pikachu chewing on the wires again. Oomph! Ow!
Beep!
"Hello, you have reached the Justice League of America. If you know your party's extension, you may press it at any time. For Superman, press 1. For Wonder Woman, press 2. For Flash, press 3. For Green Lantern, press 4. For Batman, press-"
Beep!
Hello, this is the Teen Titans! It's an emergency! WE'RE OVERUN WITH POKEMON! HEEEEEELP!
Beep!
Speedy, it's Green Arrow. Tell the Titans not to panic. Just feed those bizzare creatures as much ramen soup as they can until Superman arrives.
Also, I got a complaint from Bumblebee. She says you keep trying to grab her ass. Don't make me send Wonder Woman out to hurt you.
Beep!
Hey, Rob? Who's the guy with the red S on his chest in the Tower? Wait a minute-I know! Its Slade's newest apprentice! Slade, you are SO dead! I'm going to cram your face into the wall, Hardware Head!
Beep!
Beast Boy, I have nothing to do with the Justice League's intervention, though it is a pity that the Teen Titans are incapable of handling some pint-sized pocket monsters.
As for your threats, they most certainly are amusing. I have yet to see you even bite my ankles, small green changeling. Heh heh heh.
Click!
Man, I hate that guy.