I am totally sorry to anyone who has started on my otro fics. I have a very short attention span so bear with me. However I think Harry and Urahara will be the perfect couple and very Smexy so I promise to finish this!!! I don't have internet right now so I gotta go to the public library to upload it so it might take some time to update…

I'm In Love With a Sociopath- I Hate Kate ____ change she to he!!!!

The bustling streets of Japan and flashing lights that usually startled and entranced foreigners were lost on the countries newest arrivals. Their home was much more impressive. The two men in the group were arguing over the map in their hands.

"Padfoot! The map clearly shows that we are supposed to go left!" the first pointed out.

"Moony my impeccable sense of direction is telling me we should cross the street here!" the second stated emphatically not that he could spell emphatically.

The third party of the group merely rolled his eyes at the older pair.

"You do know that we're wizards right? Why don't you just use a 'point me" spell?" he groused.

Both of the afore mentioned blinked in response before blushing at their obliviousness. Several minutes later the group was headed in the right direction being led by the petite boy who brushed back his ink black hair to reveal a lightning blot scar and startling emerald eyes…

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Harry James Potter-Black-Lupin glanced up to see his fathers talking animatedly with a street person. The fact that the conversation was in perfect Japanese didn't bother him neither did the homeless party contributing to said conversation, but the giant black monster behind them did.

"RUN!!!" he shouted.

Normally when adults heard a child shout at them to run they either ignored the command or perhaps just look around like idiots. Fortunately Sirius and Remus did neither and quickly sprinted down the street with their young companion. Being an animagus had some drawbacks, as did being a werewolf but this was not one of those times. Glancing back they too could see the hollow that was chasing them.

"What in Merlin's beard is that!?" Sirius shouted looking over at Remus expectantly.

"No idea, I don't recognize it from any of my defense books" he replied.

Three pairs of eyes widened as a boy about two years older than Harry ran in the opposite direction wielding a giant sword and garbed in a traditional black Kimono. Said boy then jumped twenty feet in the air bringing his sword down on the monster effectively slicing the monster in half. The White Mask on the monsters face crumbled as it disappeared into nothingness.

"Wow" they all said in unison.

They all stared at the kid as he rewrapped the blade in the long white bandage that hung off the end of the hilt. Always quick to speak Sirius began to call loudly to the boy…

"Hey kid, you with the orange hair!" he called, the teenagers eyes widened before he began to walk towards them swinging the sword back onto its resting place on his back.

"You can see me?" he asked.

"Yeah" said Sirius.

"Yep!" Harry responded.

"Affirmative" Remus said.

"Crap! Well if you wanna come with me I can take you to a friend of mine who can explain what all that B. S. was, by the way my name is Kurosaki Ichigo."

The trio simultaneously nodded and after brief introductions began the trek To the Urahara Shoten…

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The dark streets of Karakura town were empty save for a few people waking home of from the store. Unlike them Harry, Remus, Sirius, and Ichigo were neither going home or walking. The group raced down the streets silently and stealthily. After nearly five blocks the only ones not breathing hard were Ichigo and Harry.

Remus and Sirius were no longer in their prime, but the couple could make love for hours. Much to Harry's chagrin he had found this out during the first summer that he had lived with them. Sirius had never understood the meaning of the word privacy and always forgot to put up silencing barriers. Remus on the other hand found that his attention was effectively stolen once Sirius started to seduce him. Sirius' methods were particularly effective during his week ling stint in leather pants!

The group stopped in front of a small shop that seemed to sell candy and other knickknacks.

"Open up old man!" Ichigo called out.

"Meh.* what do you wa… hello what do we have here?" said the blond man.

He was dressed in a forest green hakama partially open that emphasized his well-defined upper body, green trousers, and a pair of wooden sandals. He leaned lazily on the cane in his hand whilst twirling the green striped hat on his head.

During his scrutiny of the group in front of him bright green met stormy gray. Several things happened during the course of this event. Harry's magic pulsed wildly beneath his skin sizzling and flowing rapidly. Kisuke's riatsu flared and spiked making the ground shudder from its intensity.

Wind swept into the yard pushing back Ichigo, Remus, and Sirius. Both Harry and Kisuke on the other hand were pushed closer together.

The two wizard's eyes widened while the third pair rolled back into his head as he fainted only to be caught in the arms of his potential mate…

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Seeing their son pass out startled both men out of their stupor. They followed along with Ichigo as the man carried Harry in bridal style ironically enough.

"What the hell was that?!" Ichigo burst out.

"I'm wondering that as well berry-chan." Murmured Urahara in his singsong voice.

Both wizards shared a look and nodded after coming to a decision silently.

"We'll let Harry tell you Mister um…" Remus looked at the man in question.

"Urahara Kisuke" he said smiling.

"Ah yes, but I'm not sure Ichigo should hear this just yet, no offence." Remus amended.

"That's fine with me, I gotta go home anyway, nice meeting yall!" he said smiling slightly to show that he wasn't offended.

After their introductions they talked quietly whilst waiting on Harry to wake up.

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Green eyes opened sleepily Harry groaned when he remembered what has caused his current state.

"Crappers" he muttered.

"Harry James Potter-Black-Lupin! Watch your language young man!" Remus scolded.

"Ummm Remy… I'm pretty sure you should let it go this once" Sirius said.

Remus' stern expression softened instantly and he smiled apologetically. Both Men stood up and walked out of the room leaving the newly mates to talk.

"Soooo…" Harry said awkwardly.

"Yes?" was Kisuke's reply.

"My name is Harry, and I'm a wizard…."

"I was already aware of that from your father's earlier outburst." Kisuke said smiling.

"So you're a wizard?" Harry asked

"No, but I'm well informed of supernatural events."

"I see, well to cut to the chase you're my magical match, or in other words my soul mate…" He said blushing and trailing off as he once again took in Kisuke's good looks.

Kisuke frowned slightly, looking at the teen. Harry's eyes started to water when he took in the frown fearing rejection he stood and began to run from the room only to be grabbed from behind and pulled into the blonde's lap.

"Shh!!" Kisuke said soothingly to the sobbing raven in his arms, " I didn't mean to seem like I didn't want this, want us, I was just thinking it through. I'm socially inept for the most part so you're gonna have to bear with me…" he said hugging the small body to him.

He felt Harry nod and continued to rock the boy, his boy, his mate…

So anyways that was the first chappie I think there might be m-preg later so I'm just warning you, if you don't like it don't read it!!!! So should I bring in other characters? I was thinking maybe Grimm/Ichi but I have not totally decided yet but I'm pretty sure its gonna happen. I love the fact that Urahara's B-day is right after mine!! Kon and I are both on the 30th of Dec.! Well TTYL.

Much love Raz Cullen!!!