Somewhere in the magical land of ponies was a pony farm. There lived hundreds of colorful ponies here, all of which had tattoos on their asses.
The dude who owned the place walked up with some pales of food. "Here's lunch!" He said happily, chucking the slop towards the ponies.
"Stop feeding us this shit!" One of the pink ponies complained.
Just then, Iron Man flew down and landed in front of the dude. "I am Iron Man and ponies are for girls." He said, kicking the guy into the sky.
The ponies watched as the idiot disappeared into the distance, then cheered. "Thank you, Iron Man!" The pink pony spoke up. "That guy was horrible! He would make us have tea parties, dress us up, and make us do all sorts of horrible girly things! We really just like to blow shit up." She said, pulling a stick of dynamite out of her hair.
"…I am Iron Man and I take back my last statement. Ponies are for boys." They then all skipped into the distance, happily blowing shit up