Panties and Boxers match
*Ok to get this straight I do not own any of the DBZ characters except for Sharona, the sayian princess!*
Announcer:Hello ladies and gentlemen! The match is about to start!
Vegeta:*warming up*
Goku:Hey Vegeta!
Vegeta:*in his mind* Crap! It's that blasted Kakorat!
Goku:Watcha doin!*similar to Isabella from Phinious an Ferb*
Vegeta:Warming up! What does it look like I'm doing!
Goku: Warming up...Anyways why do you have to warm up? You're just going against Sharona. The only thing she could do is hypnotize you with that big breast and butt.
Vegeta:*grins* That was the smartest thing you have ever said Kakorat. Besides we all know what women are for right?
Goku:Oh I hear ya!*laughs with Vegeta*
Sharona: What was that!*giant Sharona yelled over chibi Goku and Vegeta*
Goku: Oh nothing..*chuckles nervously* ..we were kidding!
Vegeta:Hmph! No one is scared of you woman!
Sharona:*growls* This is why I am fighting! You earthly men have NO respect for women!
Vegeta:*face turns red* HOW DARE YOU CALL ME AN EARTHLY MAN! I WAS BORN ON THE SAME PLANET YOU ARE YOU CRAZY B-!
Goku: Temper, temper!*to Sharona* But why are you mad when we are talking about your body? Aint it a comment for women like you?
Sharona:WOMEN LIKE ME!
Goku: Is it?
Sharona:*about to hit Goku*
Vegeta: Sister!
Sharona:*stops*
Vegeta: He's a waste of time! You need to start worrying about fighting me!
Sharona: Oh really?
Vegeta: *chuckles evily* Positive.
Sharona: You seem to have our father's ego. Hmph! Let's hope that you speak the truth.
Goku: Talk about competive realitves!
Announcer:Alright folks! Our next match is about to start! First Sharona!
Sharona:*walks out*
Crowd:*cheers and does wolf calls*
Sharona:*growls*
Announcer: Woah! Those red-heads are always fiesty! Next is Vegeta!
Crowd:*cheers*
Vegeta:*grins*
Announcer:No let the fighting begin!*random guy runs to him and whispers in his ear* Really? WOW! Ladies and gentlemen I had someone telling me that today we are having a Panties and Boxers match!
Sharona:WHAT!
Vegeta:WHAT!
Crowd:*cheers*
Bulma: No! He will not!
Trunks: Uh..Mom they are brother and sister.
Bulma: Have you ever heard of Incest Trunks?
Trunks:*has confused look on his face*
Vegeta: I will not participate! Never!
Sharona: Fine! Coward!
Vegeta:*stops all dramatic like* WHAT?
Sharona: You heard me!
Vegeta:Alright let's do this!
Announcer:The rules are is that you have to take off all of their clothes except for their underwear..Vegeta feel free to take off Sharona's.*wink*
Vegeta:*growls*
Sharona:*hits him upside the head causing him to get in so much pain because of her sayian power* Let's start.
Announcer#2: I will be filling for the first Announcer since his head had busted in half, anyway let's start!
Sharona:*gets ready*
Vegeta:*gets ready*
Announcer#2: And...go!
Sharona and Vegeta:*flying and fighting in the air rapidly*
Crowd: Wow!
Goku:*looks up Sharona's skirt* I like this match! If only i could get a better look. GO FOR THE SKIRT VEGETA!
ChiChi:Oh Goku!
Goku: Yes sweetheart?
ChiChi:*bangs him upside his head* The only skirt you're going to be looking up is mine!
Goku:*groans* Yes ChiChi.
Sharona:Ha!*rips off Vegeta's shirt*
Vegeta:*gasps* Hmm.*rips off Sharona's top*
Sharona:*gasps, trys to cover herself*
Crowd:*does wolfcalls*
Vegeta:Ha! You try to challenge me!
Sharona: I don't try..*appears from behind him, swipes his shoes off of him, causing him to trip* I do!
Vegeta:*growls, thinks* Hey look something to distract you!
Sharona:Huh?*turns around*
Vegeta:*swipes her boots, causing her to fall backwards*
:*laughs* You seem to have Kakorat's foolishness!
Sharona:*gets up angrily*
Vegeta: Uhh..Sharona?
Sharona:*sends a powerful blast*
Vegeta:Ahh! That power!
Sharona:*blast him*
Vegeta:*yelling, seems to not be hurt* Heh! Looks like your attack wasn't strong enough!
Sharona: I wasn't aiming for you!
Vegeta:?*looks down, pants are gone, has dragon ball underwear*
Crowd:*laughs hysterically*
Vegeta: Stop laughing or I'll blast you all!
Crowd:*stops laughing*
Sharona:*laughs*
Vegeta:And why are you laughing?
Sharona: I'm not scared of you big brother!
Vegeta:Really?*hold up Sharona's skirt*
Sharona:0.0!*looks down* AAAAAHHHHHHHHH!
Vegeta:Now we are both have the same embarrassment!
Sharona:*about to cry*
Vegeta:Oh crap! Don't cry baby sister.
Sharona:*runs away*
Vegeta:Sharona!
Goku:Why so down sister from hometown!
Sharona:1:Don't ever say that again, 2:My own brother hurt my feelings, and 3:I'm supposed to show my body to the man i marry!*cries*
Goku:*stares at her breasts* Yeah there are alot of perverts in that stadium.
Sharona:Yeah I'm glad that you're not a pervert big brother.
Goku:Yes, wanna sit on my lap to make me feel better?
Vegeta:Sharona I apologize for embarassing you.
Goku:Vegeta I think the 3 of..uh..2 of us should be alone.
Vegeta: Silence you pervert!
Goku:*gasp* Well atleast I have'nt ripped off my little sister's clothes today have I?
Vegeta:It was an order you idiot!
Goku:Still...
Trunks:Where's dad?
Goten:Where's Grampa?
Bulma:Backstage. Uhh. I can't belive your father would agree to something like this!
Trunks:Auntie Sharona was hot!
Bulma:*gasps* Trunks!
Goten:She was! I never seen a woman before! Heh! Now i have seen everything!
Bulma:Goten!
Trunks:What?
Goten:We are guys!
Trunks:Yeah! Besides we all know what women are for right?
Goten:I hear ya!*laughs with Trunks*
Bulma:*growls*
2 minutes later
Trunks and Goten:*on a tree, hurt* Owww!
Vegeta:Anyway I apoligize very much.
Sharona:Ok.*hugs him*
Goku:Aww!*joins group hug* Minaj!
Sharona and Vegeta:What!
Goku:What?
*If you did'nt get the ending Minaj means threesome on French, as well known as the rapper/singer Nicki Minaj.*