THE INVISIBLE CHAIR

I'm the invisible chair, I'm the invisible chair

Incredible how you can sit right on me

Papaw Charon

When you hear a sound that you just can't place

Feel somethin' move that you just can't trace

When something sits on the end of your chair

Don't sit around when you hear me scream

I'm the invisible chair, I'm the invisible chair

Incredible how you can sit right on me

I'm the invisible man, I'm the invisible man

It's criminal how I can't sit right on you

David the chair and I'm in your room, and I'm in your bed

And I'm in your chair, and I'm under you now

Like David. or the Chair itself

You'll never get close, never sit on me alive

I'm the invisible chair, I'm the invisible chair

Incredible how you can see right on me

I'm the invisible chair, I'm the invisible chair

It's criminal how I can't si right on you

Hah, hah, hah, please, hah, hah, hah,no way.

Hah, hah, hah, please-don't-sit-down

Never had a real good friend, not a chair or person

No one knows what I've been through, let me be sat on

So I make my mark from the edge of the chair

From the edge of the chair, from the edge of the chair

I'm a chair, I'm a chair

Now I'm on your track, and I'm in your mind

And on your chair, but don't sit down

I'm your comfy chair, I'm your La-Z boy chair

But I'll never get caught, you can't sit on me, sit on me dear

I'm the invisible chair, I'm the invisible chair

Incredible how you can sit right on me - watch me now

I'm the invisible chair, I'm the invisible chair

It's criminal how I can't sit right on you

Look at me, look at me

D-D-D-David The Chair

Sit on me, Sit on me, sit on me dear, si-sit on me, sit on me, fun