Disclaimer: All TP characters belong to J.K.Rowling. Wait. That's not
right. Oh,
whatever, just don't sue me.
First book, Alanna is convincing Coram to let her go to Corus.
Alanna: Come on, I'm a much better at all those fighting arts than Thom.
Coram: True, but you're a girl.
Alanna: So? There used to be female warriors.
Coram: Yes, but you said it yourself, used to be.
Alanna: Come on, do you really want to start seeing things?
Coram: No, but that won't make me break down, so come on, were going home.
Alanna: No! Coram, PLEASE, think about it!
Coram: I though about it, and my answer is no, I want my head to remain attached to my
neck.
Big boom. insert description of the Great Mother Goddess materializes
Alanna and Coram:.
Goddess: My daughter, it is your destiny to go on to Corus.
Coram: Bububut shshes a gggirl?
Goddess: You dare defy me mortal? She's one of my chosen ones, and she will go to
Corus. to herself If she doesn't, there goes my 10K that I put in a bet with my brother.
Lighting, thunder, all those other effects, Goddess vanishes, Coram makes the sign
against evil
Alanna: What just happened here?
Coram: I think you're going to Corus. Got anything to drink?
Alanna: I'm ten. Wait! So, I can go?
Coram: I'm not deft to defy the gods.
Alanna: I'm not sure about the deft part.
Coram: I can still change my mind.
Alanna: to the tune of "We're going to see the Wizard of Oz" We're going to see
Corus! The wonderful city of Corus!
Coram: What'd I just get myself into?
Alanna: Don't worry, I won't let you down.
Coram: That's what I'm afraid of.
THE BEGINNING
So, what'd you think? Oh yeah, the wizard of oz belongs to the dude who wrote it.
Please, R&R. I may add something else on, but I have no idea what. All suggestions
welcome.
whatever, just don't sue me.
First book, Alanna is convincing Coram to let her go to Corus.
Alanna: Come on, I'm a much better at all those fighting arts than Thom.
Coram: True, but you're a girl.
Alanna: So? There used to be female warriors.
Coram: Yes, but you said it yourself, used to be.
Alanna: Come on, do you really want to start seeing things?
Coram: No, but that won't make me break down, so come on, were going home.
Alanna: No! Coram, PLEASE, think about it!
Coram: I though about it, and my answer is no, I want my head to remain attached to my
neck.
Big boom. insert description of the Great Mother Goddess materializes
Alanna and Coram:.
Goddess: My daughter, it is your destiny to go on to Corus.
Coram: Bububut shshes a gggirl?
Goddess: You dare defy me mortal? She's one of my chosen ones, and she will go to
Corus. to herself If she doesn't, there goes my 10K that I put in a bet with my brother.
Lighting, thunder, all those other effects, Goddess vanishes, Coram makes the sign
against evil
Alanna: What just happened here?
Coram: I think you're going to Corus. Got anything to drink?
Alanna: I'm ten. Wait! So, I can go?
Coram: I'm not deft to defy the gods.
Alanna: I'm not sure about the deft part.
Coram: I can still change my mind.
Alanna: to the tune of "We're going to see the Wizard of Oz" We're going to see
Corus! The wonderful city of Corus!
Coram: What'd I just get myself into?
Alanna: Don't worry, I won't let you down.
Coram: That's what I'm afraid of.
THE BEGINNING
So, what'd you think? Oh yeah, the wizard of oz belongs to the dude who wrote it.
Please, R&R. I may add something else on, but I have no idea what. All suggestions
welcome.