Hey just wanted to publish thx for readings this thing it's really short, so sorry bout that lolololol

10:00 AM.

"Jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaace!"

From the kitchen, the aroma of pancakes drifted into the bedroom. It made Jace feel alive, though he was dead from sleep. "Jace isn't here, he's in Afghanistan, fighting a war," he groaned, stabbing a pillow to his face.

Placing the last of the pancakes onto a plate, Clary drifted into their bedroom, carrying it with her. The clack of porcelain against wood sounded through the room as she placed it on the nightstand. "I'm going to go get syrup. Restrain yourself."

"It is weird that pancakes turn me on?" Jace asked, sitting up and licking his lips.

"Turn the lights on."

When Clary returned with the maple syrup, she poured it on his head.

12:00 PM.

It had taken Jace one hour, four bottles of shampoo, and a lot of apologies from Clary, to get the God damned syrup out of his hair. He had counted fifty-seven "sorry"s coming from Clary's mouth. It was a victory for him.

But damn, did those pancakes taste good.

He tickled her to a point of tears, as a thank you for the buttery delights. He really did love her.

2:00 PM. A conversation:

"Yo, honey bunny."Jace said.

"Yo, asshole."

"The nicknames which you make for me. Oh, love, my heart flutters."

"And my stomach lurches."

"You know you love me."

"And you know that this week's your turn for laundry."

"Fuck."

"Fuck indeed, my friend. Another thing: we're getting a dog—"

"WHAT?"

"Yeah."

"Can I name him?"

"Yes, Jace-kins, my little poo."

"Thank you, mama."

"Gross, dude. You've slept with me."

"So?"

"If you call me mama—"

"I got it."

4:00 PM.

Jace ended up naming the dog. It was Celine, after his mother.

Clary broke things off with Jace, as soon as those words flew out his mouth.

6:00 PM.

"Babe, this is me, Jace, you're boyfriend. Celine is waiting for you. I am waiting for you. Please respond to this."

Celine peed on his leg.

8:00 PM.

Jace was dumbfounded when Clary showed up at their door, another dog in hand.

"I'd like you to meet Stephen," she announced, setting the prancing pup on the floor. Giving Jace a kiss, she set off to bed.

FOUR YEARS LATER—

They were truly dog people.

Celine and Stephen had six kids. Clary named the golden one Jace, the fairest one Jonathan, and the snidest one Valentine. The other three, they sold off to Isabelle. The woman named all of them after each of Jace's last names.

So yeah that's basically it lol. My cats love me, but somtimes I like to go to the shelter to pet other dogs too. I might not get nything out anytime soon because Highschool is really getting in my way, and my boyfriend's just broken up with me. Huge thanks to HiddenBehinfMyWords for dealing with my writer's blocks she's a real good writer and you should check her out. And thanks to RumpelstiltskinWantsMySantiny for betaing.

Bye guys. Review!