Chapter 1 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"LEN~~~!" cried Gumi as she was walking downstairs. "What is Gum-Gum?" said Len. "Stop calling me that! You know I hate it!" "I only call you that because I know you do!" said Len with a grin on his face. "It is almost time to go to our marriage counseling session! We need to go!" "Aw, come on Gumi! You know I hate going to those sessions!" said Len angrily. "Well I only signed us up for them because we had that huge argument over whether to get paper or plastic bags at the grocery store!" said Gumi, while acting mildly annoyed. "Alright fine, let's get this over with." said Len. Both Len and Gumi had just gotten in the car when another argument started to begin. "Dammit Len! Will you put your friggin' seat-belt on?! You're in the car driving for crying out loud!" said Gumi worriedly. "I'M GOING TO! GIVE ME A MINUTE! WE ARE ONLY THREE FEET OUT OF THE DRIVE-WAY!" yelled Len. Surprisingly both Gumi and Len get to their destination without ripping each other's heads off.
"Hello? How may I help you?" said the receptionist at the front desk. "Hi, we are here to see Dr. Kamui for marriage counseling today." said Gumi. "Oh! Ok! Right this way then." The receptionist then walks the couple to Dr. Kamui's office. "Here you are! He is right inside!" "Thank you, and while you are at it, can you bring me a noose so I don't have to sit through this?" said Len. *THWAK!* "Ouch, what the hell Gumi?!" said Len. "Just walk inside and do this for me ok?!" said Gumi while holding the magazine she had hit Len with was still rolled up in her hand. "Physical violence is never the answer to your problems." said Dr. Kamui. "Please, step into my office, you two."
