I don't own Sonic. There's nothing more to be said.

Shadow's (messed up) way of introducing Silver to Facebook

"Hey Shadow!"

Shadow turned to see Silver running up to him and grumpily asked. "What?"

"I just got a Facebook account!"

"Really?" Shadow put on a thoughtful expression. "I have to tell you a story Silver."

"Okay. But, uh… Why?"

"Just listen to the story. Once there was this 44 year old guy posing as a 24 year old so he could cyber date this girl who was 14. Now the girl had no idea about the guy's age, so she's sending him her underwear and such-"

"Shadow." Silver said slowly. "What the heck does that have anything to do with Facebook?"

Shadow glared at Silver. "Maybe if you shut up then you'll see. Now the 44 year old was married, so when his wife got the underwear in the mail, she didn't understand at first. But then she noticed her husband was spending more and more time on Facebook than he should've. So she put two and two together and figured out what was going on. So she went on her husband's account and told the girl the truth about her husband's age. So the girl's sending these messages, saying things along the lines of "Eww, you're disgusting." And then starts cyber dating someone who was 24. This time the guy's really a 24 year old. But the problem is that the 44 year old worked at the same job as the 24 year old, so now the older guy is jealous. He confronted the younger guy and do you want to know what he did?"

Silver could feel himself dreading the asnwer. "What… what happened?"

"The 44 year old killed the 24 year old. And when the cops investigated the murder, they found the girl, only to find out that it wasn't really a girl…"

Silver was suddenly interested. "What was the girl?"

"It… it was an old woman, in her fifties! She used a picture of her daughter! But the cops couldn't arrest her because she didn't commit the murder, despite the fact that she was the reason for it. But the strangest thing was… the 24 year old, the only person who was innocent in it all, died."

"Wow… just… wow.

"So Silver," Shadow patted his shoulder. "Welcome to the internet." With that the ebony hedgehog walked away.

Silver stared at the spot Shadow was in horror. "Suddenly… I don't want a Facebook account…"

BWAHAHAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

This is actually based on what my Mom did to me when I got my Facebook account.

Whether it was funny or not, you be the judge.

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