It all started when Mann Co was testing weapons to defeat the machines. Nukes, mega sentries, lazers, you name it. Testing was going smoothly untill something horrible happened, I was one of the scientist's helpers by the way. So I was helping them build a huge robotic weapon of mass destruction, and I accidentally dropped the atomic chemicals into the vat of radioactive waste. Now what happened next is just highly crazy, possibally why I am inside this dump. Well you could say that shit hit the fan.

A portal opened, and a whole bunch of shit flew into it. The huge weapon even went in. What came out, words cannot describe. Hell, i'll try to explain it anyways. Demons came out. Yes thats right, demons. I ran like the damn wind. A fireball managed to scorch my back, and I was running about twice the speed of the scout. "Alert! this is not a drill! There has been an accident within the premisis, lockdown mode is now engaged", The Announcer's voice says on the intercom. Doors were shuttin behind me and I was runnin like a god damn cheeta.

Finally I was reaching the doors with the big red "EXIT" signs above em', and when I opened them, holly hell with a side of french fries. The whole building was ablase. Then another portal burst open, sending a shitload of weird things through. First some big huge flying thing, then a whole buncha demons. "Look out engi!", screeams the heavy behind me. I turn around way too late.

*CRASH* the damned flying thing crashes right by my head. My ears are ringing like the bells commin from the church on sundays. My vision is blured and a big hulking figure appears in front of me. I could only make out a few colors , but he was wearing a green armor of some kind.

-End of chapter 1-