A/N: I got the idea from a reviewer who reviewed Morrigan's "Slytherins are Sexier" saying there should be a sorting hat song written for every house saying that they are the best, so here goes! Thanks to Elyle for forcing me to make it rhyme, and to Bekki for her help, and also to Emily for her opinions



GRYFFINDORS ARE GODLIER

Gryffindors are Godlier

There is no doubt in that

Our heads are high up in the clouds

And we strut around like cats

Those ever sinning-Slytherins

Are gonna wind up down,

They always bully, they always brag,

And they always smirk and frown.

When talking with the Ravenclaws,

We find their conversations dull

Their brains are far too large we fear

For their tiny little skulls

And of course the Hufflepuffs

Are easy to forget

They won't amount to anything

But are fun to keep as pets

And so in brief conclusion

As I'm sure you see

If it were your choice to make

A Gryffindor you'd be!