Alfred stared at the screen in front of him, waiting for the other to post the first message. He sighed as he remembered how he got into the situation. A very drunk Kiku had dared him to get online and seduce a completely random stranger. He had one month, and then he would reveal his identity to the other, and the dare would be over. Simple as that. He got up, about ready to give up for the night, when a message popped up. he sat back down, reading. : Hello. Alfred rolled his eyes. So original. He smirked as he responded. Hero-dude: Yo, dude, what's up? He waited for a response, tapping his fingers absentmindedly on the desk's wooden surface. A metallic 'ding' told him there was a new message. : Hiding from my sister. Hero-dude: Why? What did she do? : She won't stop bothering me. My elder sister is off doing whatever so she can't help either. Alfred laughed. He was lucky to not have any sisters, it seemed. Hero-dude: Sounds fun! *Note sarcasm please* They talked well into the night, comparing sisters to brothers and which were worse. Eventually, had to sign off, and Alfred looked at the clock. Three in the morning. Shocked, he stared for a minute, and shook his head. "I think I just found my online stranger," he said to himself as he got ready for a night with little sleep, his needing to be up for the world conference would have him up in a few hours. He smirked. This would be easy. He was the hero! The hero always got the girl… well, stranger. He buried his head into the pillow and went to sleep, still smirking.