Prompt 4: Let's Try something different. (ByakuyaxYoruichi)

By: KillerFiction

A/N: Here's just a little drabble about Yoruichi wanting to top a stuffy Byakuya. Anyway, I hope you enjoy this one and don't forget to request if you want one of your own :) Also a A/U fic again. (God I dread them -_-' but yet I write them...)

Disclaimer: I don't own Bleach, those rights belong to Kobe Tite. I also don't profit from writing this fiction. So don't sue! I only have the sort of right of using them for my purposes:)

Summary: Byakuya is a stuffy in the bedroom and the spunky Yoruichi wants to top. Just some random ass drabble that came to mind.

Pairing: ByakuyaxYoruichi

Rating: R (for sexual refferences)

Warnings: Humor, sexual innuendoes, language and out of character contex.

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"Why not?" Yoruichi argued.

"Because, it's not the 'proper. way of doing things,' Byakuya said, turning over in their shared bed.

Yoruichi sighed and turned over into the large bed. She couldn't believe her husband of three years wouldn't let her do anything. He was so stiff...so proper...so—Stuffy! He only thought missionary was the only position that there was available. The others where reserved for hookers and immoral perverts.

Pervert. She was one, she like to walk around in the nude when the mood strike he fancy. Byakuya always would turn away and correct her in his arrogant manner.

"It is to proper, besides, they say it's the only position that is most like to conceive a male," she said and she knew she had him there.

"Fine, just be quick with." he said at the prospect of getting a male heir.

Yoruichi squealed and that night she was on top and nine months later they did have a little boy...

-The end

A/N: Aww, what a little sickening sweet drabble. Trust me, I know that's not factual. But I tried to keep all of the people in character. Also I hope you enjoyed this little drabble. Next up is a one shot about Orihime and Ichigo, how I thought her leaving with Ulquiorra should have gone. Please enjoy the other ones :)

Have a Nice Day and Happy Reading:

-KillerFiction

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