A/N: this is my first fanfic... so be nice! lol. R/R!
I rated it PG-13 just to be safe. It may get ugly later. anyway!
Disclaimer: Sorry I don't own the Lord of the Rings characters. poo.
I'm sorry too.
~*~*~*~
FLASH!
"Whoa dude what was that? My god what is up with this lingo? AHHHHHH!
I am scaring myself a lot..... Why can't I talk normally?"
BANG!
"Owww.... I hit my head on something hard."
"That's not the first time..."
"Oh shut up. Where are we?"
"I dunno..... I can't see anything."
"Do you think it's night time?"
*Two girls walk into the room and turn the lights on.*
"AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" Everyone screams.
"Ummmm, guys, this is a girls bathroom."
"What?"
"And why are you all dressed really really strangely?"
For the first time Frodo, Aragorn, and Legolas looked around.
"Hmmmm, this is quite puzzling." Aragorn mused. "Where'd u say we were
again?"
"In a GIRLS bathroom." The first girl said.
"What's a bathroom?" Frodo asked.
"It's where you go to the bathroom. That should be a major duh." The
second girl said.
"You guys should really go." The second girl advised.
"Yeah besides, hey wait a minute... I think I've seen u guys some
where before. But you know the light isn't exactly the best in this
bathroom. Why don't we go somewhere else?"
"Because, Aly, I still have to go."
"Oh right well then ummmm I'll go outside with them and you join us
later. We'll just be right outside."
"Ok you do that."
Aly motioned to the three guys on the floor to follow her. She turned
around and left the bathroom.
Standing outside in the gas station in the broad daylight was Aly and
her strange companions. Aly was a 14 year-old girl with long blonde
hair and blue eyes. She was generally a little ditzy but could be
intelligent when she wanted to be. Oh yeah, and she was clumsy.
Aragorn stood tall looking around like he owned the place, dressed
in tattered clothes with his sword dangling at his side.
Legolas was elegantly leaning against the wall looking very elf-like
even out of his own world.
Frodo was sitting on the floor legs crossed looking about as puzzled
as a goldfish when given a bicycle.
Aly looked at the odd bunch and walked over to Aragorn.
"Here." She said while hiding his sword underneath his coat.
Then she went to Legolas and hid his pointed ears beneath his long
blonde hair.
Then she looked at Frodo.
"I have no idea what to do to make you look.... more normal. Ummmm
How 'bout you just uhhhh I have no idea. I'm gonna need Sarah to help
me on this one."She promptly turned around and pushed back the
bathroom door, leaving the three companions very confused and very
alone.
~*~
Aly and Sarah walk out of the bathroom to find Aragorn drilling the
cashier about how to get to Gondor (But Sir! There has got to be a
Gondor!), Legolas looking at himself in the mirror above the vegetable
aisle,and Frodo still sitting near the bathroom door running his hands
through his hair in frustration.
Aly quickly pulled Aragorn away from the cashier. "No really,
he's quite sane. He just sometimes likes to mess with people's heads!"
Sarah went over to Legolas and smacked him in the back of the head.
"Stop ogling yourself! We've gotta go!"
Sarah and Aly, pulling Aragorn and Legolas behind them, walked over
to Frodo.
"Come on buddy, we gotta go." Sarah said helping him up.
"Wait a sec. Where exactly are we going? Oh my gosh this language is
horrible!" Aragorn says.
"Well at least you fit in someway." Aly jokes.
"Aly's house. We're staying there." Sarah answers.
"But what about our quest!? To mount doom!?" Legolas pipes in.
"Oh you'll get over it. Some places in this world are so close to
Mount Doom you wouldn't believe it." Aly states.
"Yeah like your public middle school."
~*~
The group of five got to Aly's house.
Aly pulls out her key, opens the front door, and leads everyone inside.
They all walk down the front hallway, but Aragorn stops. He runs his
hand over one of the doors.
"Wow. Nicely carved wood."
Sarah come over to him. "It's a door."
"A what?"
"A door."
"What.... what do you... do with it?"
"You open it..."
"How does it work?"
Sarah puts her hand on the knob and opens the door.
"Hmmmm."
"Yeah, that's the door to the bathroom so go ahead. I'll go away."
"Huh?"
"O dear lord. I don't have to explain this too do I?"
"Well where do you go? Wait never mind I just decided I really
don't want to know."
And with that she walked away.
Sarah joined Aly in the kitchen.
Aly was talking to Frodo when she got out the toaster.
"What is that?" Frodo asks.
"It's a toaster." Aly explains.
"You put bread in it... and it toasts it. Hence toaster."
"How does it work?"
"You put the bread in here," She said doing as she explained.
"Then you press this button down and wait for the bread to pop up."
Aly looked over at Sarah who was sitting near Legolas talking to him.
She chuckled to herself. She has got three absolutely weird guys
sitting in almost her living room.
Aragorn comes out of the hallway and into the kitchen where
everyone else is. The toast pops up at that moment. Aragorn jumps
immediately on his guard and draws his sword.
"Aragorn," Aly says, "It's a piece of bread."
"Why did it jump?"
"'Cause the toaster pushed it out."
"I don't understand."
"Neither do I." She said handing the toast to Frodo who began to
examine it ("Amazing!").
Aragorn sat down next to Frodo and they both were fascinated by
the piece of toast.
Legolas was staring off into space in a corner of the room.
Aly went and sat down next to Sarah.
"They don't know anything. It's so hard to teach them. They're such
a burden."
"Yeah, but it's fun."
"I guess so. That one guys kinda hot. But it's still a burden."
"Yep. And ain't it heavy?"
I rated it PG-13 just to be safe. It may get ugly later. anyway!
Disclaimer: Sorry I don't own the Lord of the Rings characters. poo.
I'm sorry too.
~*~*~*~
FLASH!
"Whoa dude what was that? My god what is up with this lingo? AHHHHHH!
I am scaring myself a lot..... Why can't I talk normally?"
BANG!
"Owww.... I hit my head on something hard."
"That's not the first time..."
"Oh shut up. Where are we?"
"I dunno..... I can't see anything."
"Do you think it's night time?"
*Two girls walk into the room and turn the lights on.*
"AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" Everyone screams.
"Ummmm, guys, this is a girls bathroom."
"What?"
"And why are you all dressed really really strangely?"
For the first time Frodo, Aragorn, and Legolas looked around.
"Hmmmm, this is quite puzzling." Aragorn mused. "Where'd u say we were
again?"
"In a GIRLS bathroom." The first girl said.
"What's a bathroom?" Frodo asked.
"It's where you go to the bathroom. That should be a major duh." The
second girl said.
"You guys should really go." The second girl advised.
"Yeah besides, hey wait a minute... I think I've seen u guys some
where before. But you know the light isn't exactly the best in this
bathroom. Why don't we go somewhere else?"
"Because, Aly, I still have to go."
"Oh right well then ummmm I'll go outside with them and you join us
later. We'll just be right outside."
"Ok you do that."
Aly motioned to the three guys on the floor to follow her. She turned
around and left the bathroom.
Standing outside in the gas station in the broad daylight was Aly and
her strange companions. Aly was a 14 year-old girl with long blonde
hair and blue eyes. She was generally a little ditzy but could be
intelligent when she wanted to be. Oh yeah, and she was clumsy.
Aragorn stood tall looking around like he owned the place, dressed
in tattered clothes with his sword dangling at his side.
Legolas was elegantly leaning against the wall looking very elf-like
even out of his own world.
Frodo was sitting on the floor legs crossed looking about as puzzled
as a goldfish when given a bicycle.
Aly looked at the odd bunch and walked over to Aragorn.
"Here." She said while hiding his sword underneath his coat.
Then she went to Legolas and hid his pointed ears beneath his long
blonde hair.
Then she looked at Frodo.
"I have no idea what to do to make you look.... more normal. Ummmm
How 'bout you just uhhhh I have no idea. I'm gonna need Sarah to help
me on this one."She promptly turned around and pushed back the
bathroom door, leaving the three companions very confused and very
alone.
~*~
Aly and Sarah walk out of the bathroom to find Aragorn drilling the
cashier about how to get to Gondor (But Sir! There has got to be a
Gondor!), Legolas looking at himself in the mirror above the vegetable
aisle,and Frodo still sitting near the bathroom door running his hands
through his hair in frustration.
Aly quickly pulled Aragorn away from the cashier. "No really,
he's quite sane. He just sometimes likes to mess with people's heads!"
Sarah went over to Legolas and smacked him in the back of the head.
"Stop ogling yourself! We've gotta go!"
Sarah and Aly, pulling Aragorn and Legolas behind them, walked over
to Frodo.
"Come on buddy, we gotta go." Sarah said helping him up.
"Wait a sec. Where exactly are we going? Oh my gosh this language is
horrible!" Aragorn says.
"Well at least you fit in someway." Aly jokes.
"Aly's house. We're staying there." Sarah answers.
"But what about our quest!? To mount doom!?" Legolas pipes in.
"Oh you'll get over it. Some places in this world are so close to
Mount Doom you wouldn't believe it." Aly states.
"Yeah like your public middle school."
~*~
The group of five got to Aly's house.
Aly pulls out her key, opens the front door, and leads everyone inside.
They all walk down the front hallway, but Aragorn stops. He runs his
hand over one of the doors.
"Wow. Nicely carved wood."
Sarah come over to him. "It's a door."
"A what?"
"A door."
"What.... what do you... do with it?"
"You open it..."
"How does it work?"
Sarah puts her hand on the knob and opens the door.
"Hmmmm."
"Yeah, that's the door to the bathroom so go ahead. I'll go away."
"Huh?"
"O dear lord. I don't have to explain this too do I?"
"Well where do you go? Wait never mind I just decided I really
don't want to know."
And with that she walked away.
Sarah joined Aly in the kitchen.
Aly was talking to Frodo when she got out the toaster.
"What is that?" Frodo asks.
"It's a toaster." Aly explains.
"You put bread in it... and it toasts it. Hence toaster."
"How does it work?"
"You put the bread in here," She said doing as she explained.
"Then you press this button down and wait for the bread to pop up."
Aly looked over at Sarah who was sitting near Legolas talking to him.
She chuckled to herself. She has got three absolutely weird guys
sitting in almost her living room.
Aragorn comes out of the hallway and into the kitchen where
everyone else is. The toast pops up at that moment. Aragorn jumps
immediately on his guard and draws his sword.
"Aragorn," Aly says, "It's a piece of bread."
"Why did it jump?"
"'Cause the toaster pushed it out."
"I don't understand."
"Neither do I." She said handing the toast to Frodo who began to
examine it ("Amazing!").
Aragorn sat down next to Frodo and they both were fascinated by
the piece of toast.
Legolas was staring off into space in a corner of the room.
Aly went and sat down next to Sarah.
"They don't know anything. It's so hard to teach them. They're such
a burden."
"Yeah, but it's fun."
"I guess so. That one guys kinda hot. But it's still a burden."
"Yep. And ain't it heavy?"