My Holiday Inn?
JDCox. A convention, a confession, and a confectionery oven. What do these things have in common? What is going to be the most torturous week of Perry Cox's life. But things aren't always what they seem, especially if your hotel room only has one bed.
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"OUCH! What the…oh Dr. Cox. I'm so sorry; I wasn't watching where I was going. Although I have to say, that was a wonderful way to say good morning to my favorite mentor."
"Dear gods Roxanna, just get up already."
"Well Dr. Cox I would but you're the one laying on top of me."
Dr Cox got up with something, he thought with horror, akin to a blush on his cheeks. Refusing to lend a hand to his dear buddy Carol he stormed of in a tizzy fit, knocking papers out of an intern's hand on his way. Oh great, just what I need is an armful of Newbie to com-pah-letely make my day oh so much better than the pile of shit it was already' he thought going into inner rant mode. 'But he's so light, and his hip-bones stick out way too much; I wonder if he ever eats. Oh what the fuck Per why do you even care, its not like you would do anything anyway... Well maybe I'll go out and by a candy bracelet to throw at him later.'
Oh no, no, no, no , no, he was thinking about him again. Well at first it was fairly normal thoughts about his annoying-ness, and the copious amounts of hair gel he used. But then the dreams started and those thoughts changed to his infectious laugh and what said hair would feel like with out all of the gel. 'Probably really soft, it would certainly be longer, maybe look a little scruffier. He would reach out and touch, Newbie's eyes would close as his head tilted back, giving him just the right angle to put his lips on that soft pulse point and to start to su-'
" Perry? PERRY?!"
Oh dear God not again. If he kept getting caught up like this people might actually get the impression that he cared- about, well anything. And that just wouldn't do. No one would be scared of him anymore, and the interns would laugh when he tried to be mean.
"Yes Bobbo? I'm sorry I was busy begging 'Oh please, please baby puh-lee-eese just this once' that there was another Perry you were talking to, one that maybe, gosh I don't know, actually cared. But no, and here we are with you wasting your time and me wasting my life."'That's more like it. Now keep your head in the game Perry, get ready for what ever vile bit he is about to spew in your general direction.'
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"Ah yes… Well anyway Dr. Cox I need a favor." There was a pause just long enough to frighten even the almighty Perry Cox. "You see Dr. Dorian is supposed to go to a convention with Turkelton all next week, but we're short a surgeon or two, so I need him her. You will be going with Dorian instead."
Again another pause that seemed almost sinister,
"That isn't going to be a problem is it Perry?"
"Please God that I may or may not believe in tell me that I did not hear you say that I have to spend all next week with Gandhi's best girlfriend LaToya? 'Cause that's sure as hell what it sounded like. And I have to say that the only thing that could possibly be worse would be running at a semi that was going 90 miles an hour. But then again that, at least, would have the benefit of killing me instantly, while this will take much longer."
"Nope you heard me right. Who else would I trust more on this trip than the best man in this place… unfortunately Jordan is already booked so I am sending you instead."
"Please Bob I'll do anyth-"
"Now, now Perry, I don't want to hear your crap. We both know you aren't going to do any of whatever you were starting to promise, so zip it. Your and Dr. Dorian's plane leaves in two days for Chicago.
All other protests died on Perry's lips as an almost bigger problem became evident. 'Oh no, plane?'
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If asked, J.D. would say he'd had a pretty good day. He'd managed to get out of the house without tripping on Rowdy and thusly letting Izzy sleep. The coffee shop had the delicious lemon loaf he loved so much and best of all his hair was cooperating. Yet all of this paled in comparison to what had just happened.
He was innocently walking down the hall towards Dr. Cox, thinking that he felt like they were on a runway. That of course prompted a day dream of Dr. Cox on a runway, shirtless, as he took photos and yelled 'Work it baby!' But then all of a sudden he hit a brick wall. Well at least it felt that way until the wall fell down on him as he hit the ground.
J.D. looked up into the disgruntled blue-green eyes of his mentor, shock clearly written on his face. Now that he saw who was on top of him it was easy to see how he had mistaken that wonderful body for a brick wall. Two strong arms were braced on either side of his head, but from his toes to his chest J.D. was covered by Perry. This, in his humble opinion, was one of the best feelings he had ever experienced in his life. Unfortunately this was causing a rather obvious reaction which he needed to cover up quickly.
He started babbling the first thing that came to his mind, apologizing and saying it was his fault that they had run into each other, even thought it was really both of their faults. In a burst of inspiration he called him his 'mentor' a sure fire way to make him leave quicker. Dr. Cox called him Roxanne and told him to get up, forcing J.D. to reply, with an inner smirk, that Perry was actually the one on top and thusly had to get off first.
The Roxanne comment would usually have bothered him but today there were two reasons why it didn't. First off was that he noticed that the older man didn't pay nearly as much attention to anyone else and would have to had spent a lot of time coming up with all of those girl names, which meant that he cared, and secondly the man who was now standing above him seemed to be blushing; something J.D. took perverse pleasure in since it was usually J.D. blushing and he had never seen the other man do it before. There was no offer to help him up, but from this point he had a great view of the other man's ass.
J.D. walked up to the nurses' desk doing his best to appear unaffected, although he knew Carla would know better. She had quickly figured out his attraction to the older man, although in his defense it would have been easier to hide it if she hadn't come in to check on him one night while he was sick, only to hear him moaning 'Perry, oh god no. Don't stop' in his sleep. Stupid fever.
"Hey Bambi. How are you doing, I hear you had a wonderful visit with everyone's favorite curly haired doctor this morning. Although you should know, that by the time it got to me, from one of the interns, you two had been doing it… right there on the floor. I had to ask Laverne what the real story was."
J.D. spaced off for a minute, but he soon returned to earth with a blush on his face and said.
"Oh boy, he's going to be pissed off. I, however, just had one of the greatest mental images ever, so thanks."
With a smile that turned evil quickly Jordan walked over to them and said
"Hey DJ, I heard that bastard Kelso wanted something. Maybe he's having a sex change and wanted one of your many X chromosomes."
J.D. scowled and walked off to see what the chief of medicine wanted now. The last time he got called in to see Kelso, he ended up having to give up his parking spot by Dr. Cox's because it was a whole 4 feet closer to the door than his. He had to miss seeing Perry at one of his favorite times of the day, when the other man's hair was still wet and his eyes were sleepy. Definitely not fair.
If only he could see the smirk the two women behind him were sharing, he might have been more nervous.
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Bob Kelso sat at his desk and hoped that Carla and Jordan knew what they were doing. It wouldn't do to have one of Sacred Heart's best doctors kill another one. Although either way the two conniving women had promised him all of the muffins he could eat for the next two weeks if he pulled this off. It didn't matter what happened between the two men, as long as he had his muffins.
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A/N: well, so, tell me what you think. Is it horrible, great, should I win a Nobel Prize or be hit with rotten tomatoes? I promise I will do my best to keep these two in character as much as I could. I tried to get into the rants because I have a tendency to rant just like Dr. Cox anyway. I personally think I did a great job with Dr. Kelso, though it may have just sounded that way in my head. I love reviews but also understand if you don't leave one. Just try your best because they are like a mother's milk to me… if, you know, I were a baby. Well anyway I promise I will have another chapter up soon-ish.