AN: Special fangz (get it, coz Im goffik) 2 my gf (ew not in that way) raven, bloodytearz666 4 helpin me wif da story and spelling. U rok! Justin ur da luv of my deprzzing life u rok 2! MCR ROX! Please...no.

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Hi my name is Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way (Good lord, can you fit that on a birth certificate?) and I have long ebony black hair (that's how I got my name) with purple streaks and red tips that reaches my mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears (you failed at trying to sound edgy and made yourself sound stupid) and a lot of people tell me I look like Amy Lee (No.) (AN: if u don't know who she is get da hell out of here!). (I know who she is, but I'll be leaving now) [[I'm not related to Gerard Way but I wish I was because he's a major fucking hottie. (I'm sure Gerard would be ashamed.) I'm a vampire but my teeth are straight and white. I have pale white skin. I'm also a witch, and I go to a magic school called Hogwarts in England where I'm in the seventh year (I'm seventeen). I'm a goth (in case you couldn't tell) and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. (Tacky.) I was walking outside Hogwarts. It was snowing and raining (At the same time? Or do you mean sleet?) so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them. (Whoa we got a badass over here)

"Hey Ebony!" shouted a voice. I looked up. It was…. Draco Malfoy! (Draco wouldn't waste his time)

"What's up Draco?" I asked.

"Nothing." he said shyly. (Are we talking about the same Draco Malfoy? He does nothing shyly.)

But then, I heard my friends call me and I had to go away. (Hoes over bros, huh?)

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AN: IS it good? PLZ tell me fangz! (No, it's not good. It's so bad that it's famous)