This may be the cringiest crossover event in history, but ah, might as well give this a shot.
"NO! CURSES! I WILL NOT BE FOOLED AGAIN SO EASILY!"
The Incredibles & their pal Frozone had finally defeated the Screenslaver and freed all the townspeople from his hypnotic grip. Despite many family arguments and family drama, they pulled together in the end.
"Mr. Incredible! Elastigirl! You two! Sincerely, THANK you! The town is saved! There's a reward for you in stoooore! Come this way, quickly!" A reporter was holding a microphone to his own face and yelling bombastic and strange things to the Parrs. They were not the Parrs, however, as they were in their costumes. They were, The Incredibles.
When they followed the reporter, they found themselves with a bunch of police officers and some official-looking people.
"Are they from the court?" Mr. Incredible thought to himself.
Mr. Incredible or Robert "Bob" Parr. He was the leader of the Incredibles, hence the name. His signature power was "Super-Ultra-Mega-Strength". Before, he never truly wanted to be a Super, and just wanted to "settle down", but in the end, he needed his superhero work, and they did so as a family.
There was also the mayor of the city, in which he spoke up.
"I hereby declare that Superheroes..."
Mr. Incredible braced himself for the ban again.
"are now legal!"
"YES! WE DID IT!" A young quirky voice from the super family spoke up. He looked like his father but more wavy hair, and obviously a lot shorter. Dashell Robert Parr or simply just Dash, the speedster of the family. A bit egotistical and a bit loud.
The mayor continued, as if reading a page from a script. "I'd like to present a... er... special guest? Special guest! To present the certificate... for the legalisation of Supers."
"Special guest?" Mr. Incredible interrupted.
"Yes! A strange someone called Isaac Westcott... You should be lucky! He owns a Japan Branch called DEM Industries! How fancy is that? Oh, there he is now!"
From the crowd emerged a sinister-looking man with hair white as snow. He had a suit on, just for the occasion. Every single one of the Parrs had the same thought, in which case that this man reeked of evil, and untrustworthy-ness.
He smiled at the family before taking up a microphone before finally speaking to it. Heck, his VOICE sounded evil too. "I just want to say what an honor it is to be the doer of good and re-enacting good... Oh, yes, what a delight indeed. It almost seems like it was a crime to make Supers a crime in the first place!" He smirked. "Now, I would like to annou-"
There was a sudden rumble in town, as everyone looked to the distance.
A giant casino rose up! Neon lights and giant slot machines and massive cards crippled down all the normal buildings in the city. A giant floating red carpet swooped down and revealed a dapper white-beared man with deep blue hair in a red twin-tailed coat and poison purple trousers. He raised his arms up and begun his monologue.
"Welcome, everybody! I am THE GAMEMASTER! Better be prepared to lose all your money via gambling, because I cannot be defeated! Never!"
It was... a villain character nobody has ever seen before. Isaac simply smiled again.
"Oh no. A bad guy. I trust you superheroes have got this, then? Excellent."
"But I thought we were gonna get the certifica-" The teenager of the group let out but was interrupted by Mr. Incredible.
"It doesn't matter, Violet! Hele-" He stopped before realising they were in public. "Elastigirl! Trampoline me into the heart of this casino!"
The elder girl of the group, Helen or Elastigirl, broke all known female laws by fighting and not leaving the saving of the world to the men. Her power was flexibility, hence her name. She grabbed two nearby cars and formed herself into a trampoline between them.
Mr. Incredible spoke up to behind himself to talk to the kids. "You stay here with Frozone and one of you watch after Jack-Jack!"
Dash was thoroughly disappointed "But we wanted to fight bad-"
The tall lanky black man, also known as Frozone, interrupted him. "You heard the man! Keep the civillians away!"
And with that, Mr. Incredible BOUNCED on Elastigirl and "leaped into action".
Violet muttered. "Watch after Jack-Jack, wasn't he-?" She saw the baby in the pram was no longer there.
"WHERE'S JACK-JACK?!"
Dash simply shrugged it off and ran into the giant casino to search for him.
"You're not leaving ME with civillian monitoring!" She yelled and chased after Dash.
A boy with slightly less harsh of a blue was yawning and walking downstairs after being forcefully woken up by his sister. 6 in the morning, why did she have to wake him up at that time? That's a cruel time to wake up, even for school. This blue-haired man was named Shido Itsuka. He lived in Japan, so it made sense for him to have a slightly weird name. He sleepily opened the door and found an usual table as an act of a barricade. He knew what this was. It was his sister, whom was sporting duel coral-colored twintails. Also known as Kotori Itsuka.
Shido had the most brilliant (in his mind) idea. He got into a crawling position, and hastily made his way to behind the table.
"RAAAAAAGH!" He lept out like a monster at her!
"A-aaaaaaah!" She ran and ran straight into a wall, backing up against it and frantically looking for an exit. When she shivered in place, Shido spoke.
"Calm down, it's only me!"
"A-are you sure?"
He raised his hands and spoke as if speaking to an alien. "Yes, I am very much good friend to you. Yes. I Kotori big brother."
She breathed a sigh of relief, before opening her eyes and laughing nervously.
"A large Spacial Quake was recorded early this morning near the center of Tengu Square. There was only slight damage, and no casualties umong residents of the area. Investigations continue as to the cause of the spacial quakes.."
"Again? Sounded close too..." Shido spoke when cooking dinner.
"It was..." Kotori simply stared at the TV screen.
Spacial quakes. Worldwide catastrophal phenomenons. For a brief moment, the sky goes twisted and from it comes a massive explosion. A few months ago it completely flattened an area near the Itsuka residence. Since then, spacial quakes have been popping up more than Five Nights at Freddy's games.
Shido thought this while cooking and turned back to Kotori. "It's strange. There has been a lot lately."
She muffled, indicating she had something in her mouth. "You're telling me."
"This is happening earlier than planned..." She stared at the TV and the space quake accident.
Shido realised what was going on!
...She was eating sweets before breakfast!
"HOLD IT! NO SWEETS!"
She gasped as her mouth disconnected from the Chupa Chup (not sponsored by the way) and she immediately ducked it back in her mouth and refused to take it out from an assaulting Shido. Despite his efforts, he could not get the candy away from her.
He sighed in defeat. "Just make sure you eat breakfast, okay?"
She winked innocently. "Okay, bro, love you!"
Shido looked at the calender and noticed a very special day; a day to request any lunch you want. "Oh, hey, got any requests for lunch?"
Kotori's eyes sparked up as she imagined every deluxe plate imaginable. "Oh YEAH! Deluxe Kids Plate for MEEEEE!"
Shido got back into "roleplay" mode. "Uh, that's from a diner. We don't serve that dish at this restaurant."
She, of course, was immensely disappointed.
"Oh come on, please? Pretty please? With a cherry on top?" She clasped her hands together and smiled. "It's yummy!"
Shido bit into his toast in defeat once more.
"Fine."
Idk if I'm going to keep doing this or if people will actually like this or not. Might continue the story if I feel motivated.
After all, this IS the most bizzare crossover event in history.
- Beardy
