Before we begin – Sorry for bad grammer and how we only use "chan" with "Neko-chan." The more times I use it, the more likely it is to be messed up. If some names are from the Japanese version and some form the English that is the same reason why.
"So why are we all here again?" Keroro asked.
"Kuku...For a contest, of course. The winner will get an item off this list. Kuku." Kururu laughed. Everyone in the room was confused – Kururu, giving away prizes? But before they could finish that thought – lists materialized in all of their hands.
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"If I win I get a ½ size Guntank!" Keroro smiled, going off into his own, thoughtless world.
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"The new book on UMA? But they sold out of that at the stores." Fuyuki exclaimed.
"We could find them, Fuyuki." said a voice behind him.
"Alisa! When did you get there?" Fuyuki jumped almost three feet in the air at her voice.
In the other side of the room: "Yes! I can get that new book to give it to Fuyuki! Or we could off looking for those creatures together. Or..." Momoka plotted.
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"A mountain of candy? That could last me almost a month!" Tamama exclaimed, daydreaming piles of candy.
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"That could be nice. A day off work to spend with Fuyuki and Natsumi," Aki sighed.
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"A d-date with N-Natsumi!" Giroro fainted. Koyuki, though not fainting, smiled at that prize.
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"A ticket to 623's radio broadcast! I thought they were almost impossible to get!" Natsumi exclaimed.
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"A day with Uncle!" Mois sighed, too happy to even say "You could say."
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"Hahaha! A colored box – with two colors! Hahaha!" 556 laughed.
"Sorry! Sorry! I must join, too, to help my brother."
("When did the Garuru Platoon get here?" was what everyone but 556 and Lavie were thinking right then.)
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"This could be a nice time to get revenge on Zeroro. Now, where is he?" Zoruru picked up a list.
"Zoruru, let me see!" Taruru grabbed the list. "Now I can beat Tamama and look like a hero!" (Who will be watching?)
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"Kururu is running this? Then I have to win. That's the cool thing to do. I'll wait until the last minute, when the enemy is overconfident, to unleash my full power!" Tororo laughed.
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"Hmmm... Anti-aging medicine?" Pururu picked up the list.
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Meanwhile, outside – the list that Momoka picked up was catching on fire, so they threw the half-burned remains out of the window.
Hmm? A day to pick on Natsumi all I want? This could be good. A certain white cat next to a red tent purred.
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"Wait- what exactly is the contest, Kururu?" Keroro asked.
"Kuku. A battle. There will be two teams. Once half the people are annihilated, the remaining people will split into two teams until we can't do that anymore. Then it's an all out fight. Of course, no one will be hurt, because this is in a special dimension I made, with various landscapes." Kururu? No one getting hurt? What happened. Or at least, hurt too bad. Kukuku...
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"Dororo, why don't you join too? Everyone will forget you if you never even appear..." Kururu looked at the shadow in the corner.
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Later, in Kururu's new dimension:
"Now, here is the battlefield. Team A will start off in the desert area. Team B will begin in the forest area." Kururu laughed.
"What's that music in the background?" Natsumi suddenly asked, recognizing something.
"Kukuku... I managed to convince 623 to play background music and watch over Team B. Now for the teams -
Team A
Keroro
Tamama
556
Fuyuki
Giroro
Lavie
Tororo
Taruru
Aki
Momoka
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Team B
Natsumi
Mois
Dororo
Koyuki
Zoruru
Pururu
Garuru
Neko-chan
Spirit-Girl
Paul"
Suddenly they were all in the forest (or desert) , with epic music and to soft to be heard voices behind them.
"Welcome!" a voice echoed across the dimension.
"To where!" everyone asked.