~*~* A/N: All right. I wrote this after seeing Bill And Ted's Excellent Adventure for the first time. I am calling this my most crack-headed idea ever. Enjoy.*~*~
"Pause!!!" exclaimed Kris, grabbing the remote off the couch. De and Lily simultaneously rolled their eyes as Kris fawned over the boy on the television screen.
"Kris.. he's a Hobbit, for god's sakes," said Lily, being bombarded with popcorn by Kris the moment after she said it.
"So, at least I'm not in love with pin-cushion boy," retorted Kris, a grin on her face. Lily threw a pillow at her.
"Guys.. guys.. come on, now," said De, and then added, with a giggle, "Besides, the King of Gondor is so much hotter."
"Noro lim, Aragorn!" exclaimed Kris, nearly falling off the couch with laughter. Both De and Lily threw popcorn at her.
"Unpause the damn movie," said Lily, and Kris obliged.
"It comes in pints?!" they all exclaimed, in perfect tune with Pippin on the screen.
~*~ 2 hours later ~*~
"Wow.. that movie's the best," breathed Kris, wiping away tears. Lily and De grinned, nodding their agreement.
"Boy, wouldn't I like to be in Middle-Earth right now," said Lily with a smirk.
"Yea... but mostly so you could blow the Horn of Gondor," De cracked, and Lily giggled.
"We ought to go," said Kris, a thoughtful look in her eyes.
"Oh, god, what's she planning?" asked De, and Lily shrugged.
Suddenly, from outside, a burst of light shone through the windows in the house, and a crash. The girls leapt up, and looked out the window.
"What the hell is a phone booth doing in my front yard?!" exclaimed Lily, and she opened her front door. De and Kris followed her, and stood, astonished, facing three people who emerged from the phone booth.
"You're.. us!" exclaimed De, looking herself in the face.
"Well, uh, yea," said the other De (the phone booth one, not the original one).
Kris blinked, looking at herself. Lily did much of the same.
"What in the name of Valar is going on?!" shreiked Lily, and the other Lily grinned.
"You guys, I mean.. us guys," said the other Lily, "You.. we.. will never believe where we just were. Anyway, here's what's going on.."
"Okay," said De, after the other three of them were gone, "So we have this telephone booth. And it'll bring us anywhere in time.. all we have to do is look up the number."
Kris was paging through the phone directory right at that moment.
"Hm.. Lebanon.. Liberia.. Middle Ages.. MIDDLE EARTH!" Kris shreiked the last name. She started to jump up and down excitedly. "Guys, guys! They have a number for Middle Earth!"
"No way!" exclaimed Lily, taking the book and looking at it. "They do, wow.. and they even have all the ages."
"Guys.." said De with a grin. "I have a great idea."
"Okay, guys.. let's make sure we have everything. Beer?" asked Lily, and De nodded. "Popcorn?" Kris nodded. "Rope?" Lily looked down, noting the rope.
"Well.. looks like that's all. Besides, we shouldn't be gone long at all. Just long enough to get .. the guys," she said with a grin.
"How, exactly, are we going to get the guys?" asked Kris, raising her eyebrows. "I mean, Pip should be easy enough, 'cause he's short and probably already drunk. But... Boromir and Aragorn? Those guys are big."
"Well, I can just use my sex appeal," said Lily with a grin, and De rolled her eyes.
"If that fails," said De, "we could always knock them out with a heavy object and tie them up."
"Or," said Kris with a shrug, "They may be so surprised by three girls popping out of the sky in a phone booth that they'll faint."
"Hello, sex appeal!" said Lily, and the other two giggled.
"Right, then, let's go!" said De, and the three girls walked out the door.
Their three counterparts stood before them.
"We have one last message," said the other Lily, "Remember to get home before midnight, whatever you do. You cannot stay in Middle Earth for more than one day."
"Okay," said the original Lily, raising her eyebrows.
The other Kris giggled, and poked the original Kris in the stomache.
"Say hi to the elves of Lorien for me," the other Kris laughed, and Kris raised her eyebrows.
"Whatever."
Kris, Lily, and De stepped into the telephone booth, waving goodbye to themselves. De pressed a series of numbers on the phone booth, and, with a flash of light, it vanished from Lily's front yard.
~*~ A/N: Yes, I am insane. I hope you guys liked it, and please reveiw!!! *~*~
"Pause!!!" exclaimed Kris, grabbing the remote off the couch. De and Lily simultaneously rolled their eyes as Kris fawned over the boy on the television screen.
"Kris.. he's a Hobbit, for god's sakes," said Lily, being bombarded with popcorn by Kris the moment after she said it.
"So, at least I'm not in love with pin-cushion boy," retorted Kris, a grin on her face. Lily threw a pillow at her.
"Guys.. guys.. come on, now," said De, and then added, with a giggle, "Besides, the King of Gondor is so much hotter."
"Noro lim, Aragorn!" exclaimed Kris, nearly falling off the couch with laughter. Both De and Lily threw popcorn at her.
"Unpause the damn movie," said Lily, and Kris obliged.
"It comes in pints?!" they all exclaimed, in perfect tune with Pippin on the screen.
~*~ 2 hours later ~*~
"Wow.. that movie's the best," breathed Kris, wiping away tears. Lily and De grinned, nodding their agreement.
"Boy, wouldn't I like to be in Middle-Earth right now," said Lily with a smirk.
"Yea... but mostly so you could blow the Horn of Gondor," De cracked, and Lily giggled.
"We ought to go," said Kris, a thoughtful look in her eyes.
"Oh, god, what's she planning?" asked De, and Lily shrugged.
Suddenly, from outside, a burst of light shone through the windows in the house, and a crash. The girls leapt up, and looked out the window.
"What the hell is a phone booth doing in my front yard?!" exclaimed Lily, and she opened her front door. De and Kris followed her, and stood, astonished, facing three people who emerged from the phone booth.
"You're.. us!" exclaimed De, looking herself in the face.
"Well, uh, yea," said the other De (the phone booth one, not the original one).
Kris blinked, looking at herself. Lily did much of the same.
"What in the name of Valar is going on?!" shreiked Lily, and the other Lily grinned.
"You guys, I mean.. us guys," said the other Lily, "You.. we.. will never believe where we just were. Anyway, here's what's going on.."
"Okay," said De, after the other three of them were gone, "So we have this telephone booth. And it'll bring us anywhere in time.. all we have to do is look up the number."
Kris was paging through the phone directory right at that moment.
"Hm.. Lebanon.. Liberia.. Middle Ages.. MIDDLE EARTH!" Kris shreiked the last name. She started to jump up and down excitedly. "Guys, guys! They have a number for Middle Earth!"
"No way!" exclaimed Lily, taking the book and looking at it. "They do, wow.. and they even have all the ages."
"Guys.." said De with a grin. "I have a great idea."
"Okay, guys.. let's make sure we have everything. Beer?" asked Lily, and De nodded. "Popcorn?" Kris nodded. "Rope?" Lily looked down, noting the rope.
"Well.. looks like that's all. Besides, we shouldn't be gone long at all. Just long enough to get .. the guys," she said with a grin.
"How, exactly, are we going to get the guys?" asked Kris, raising her eyebrows. "I mean, Pip should be easy enough, 'cause he's short and probably already drunk. But... Boromir and Aragorn? Those guys are big."
"Well, I can just use my sex appeal," said Lily with a grin, and De rolled her eyes.
"If that fails," said De, "we could always knock them out with a heavy object and tie them up."
"Or," said Kris with a shrug, "They may be so surprised by three girls popping out of the sky in a phone booth that they'll faint."
"Hello, sex appeal!" said Lily, and the other two giggled.
"Right, then, let's go!" said De, and the three girls walked out the door.
Their three counterparts stood before them.
"We have one last message," said the other Lily, "Remember to get home before midnight, whatever you do. You cannot stay in Middle Earth for more than one day."
"Okay," said the original Lily, raising her eyebrows.
The other Kris giggled, and poked the original Kris in the stomache.
"Say hi to the elves of Lorien for me," the other Kris laughed, and Kris raised her eyebrows.
"Whatever."
Kris, Lily, and De stepped into the telephone booth, waving goodbye to themselves. De pressed a series of numbers on the phone booth, and, with a flash of light, it vanished from Lily's front yard.
~*~ A/N: Yes, I am insane. I hope you guys liked it, and please reveiw!!! *~*~