Jill Valentine
Jill stepped out of the tree. She landed on a bush and got a stick stuck up her fanny. She took it out and threw it at a tree.
"FUCK YOU TREES! YEA! YEA!" Jill shouted.
Jill was then assaulted by a penguin who slapped her silly with his big fat nipple.
The penguin took her to the land of Men and around every corner was random fat bearded men with 3 nipples.
Jill shouted "NO! PLEASE"
"You stupid girl. You shall be raped" a man said.
"No!" A MAN SHOUTED.
"What?" a man asked.
"My name is Japanese Nipple and we SHOULDN'T RAPE HER! WE SHOULD…RAPE HER TWICE" Japanese Nipple says.
Everybody agrees.
"I call first" Zyphon says.
Zyphon grabs Jill and throws her into a bush. He strips her as he cries. He ties her up.
"Fuck you Zyphon" Jill shouts.
Zyphon shoved a vibrator through her vagina and makes her suck his nipple.
Jill got plowed by 50 men at once, because her bitchy vagina died of too many stupid theories.
She will not be missed.