Normal Day at Namimori...

It was a normal day at Namimori Middle School. Hibari was going through his normal routines when he suddenly came across something very peculiar...

Tsuna's voice echoed outside the nurse's office.

"Gokudera-kun... N-not there! It's... It's…"

"I'll take care of you... Juudaime," said Gokudera lovingly.

Hibari leaned in closer to the nurse's office, waiting for the right moment to bite the two Namimori students to death.

"B-but... I'm scared," Tsuna said.

"Juudaime... This will hurt... A bit... But don't worry... I'll make the pain go away..." Gokudera countered comfortingly...

Hibari thought, "What are those herbivores doing? Wait... are they... ARE THEY...?!"

"Noooo," Tsuna moaned, "I'm not ready yet... But it... It's… soo wet... And sticky and..."

Gokudera replied, "It will only take 3 minutes Juudaime! It's okay... I'll be here..."

Tsuna whined, "D-demo...".

Tsuna's screams in pain were heard throughout the hallways.

"it... IT HURTS!" Tsuna moaned.

"I'm... I'm almost done... Almost there..." Gokudera said.

Hibari began to blush slightly because of the noises Tsuna was making. 'How dare they... Do... THAT on Namimori property... Tch... Herbivores...' Hibari thought angrily.

(Carnivores only aloud to do something like that!)

Hibari bursted in to the nurse's office, tonfas raised, blushing slightly, "What are you doing herbivores? I'll bite you to death"

"NAUH! H-hibari-san!" Tsuna exclaimed

"Sh#t it's Hibari!" Gokudera cursed.

But, little did Hibari know... The two best friends were applying some ointment to Tsuna's wounds from falling down the stairs.

THEEE END!