I do not own Twilight or the characters they belong to SM.I just own my idea.
Bella's (POV) only
"Jacob?" I said "Yeah Bella?"Jacob asked "I'm marry Edward"
"WHAT!!!"Jacob screamed "Your going to marry and sleep with that LEACH"
"Don't call him yes I'm going to marry and make love to him"
"Well if you sleep with him that makes you a Necrophiliac (Erotic attraction to or sexual contact with corpses. )
"Ew that makes me so ill thinking your going to sleep with that Blood Sucking Leech."Jacob said "Well if I had sex with you that would be beasteality (sexual relations between a person and an animal) and that would make you a hypocrite "
"And he not really dead if he can get it up then to me he's not dead." "Oh and by the way he can get it up." I said "That is just so sick and wrong." Jacob said "Well I rather be a Necrophiliac then a bestiality any day"
"Bye Jacob." I walked away then, not letting Jacob have the last word in.
I was so upset.I can't wait for Edward to get back from his hunting trip with his family so I can tell him what happened.