A/N: This is a random little one-shot.

Once there was this puppy named Jacob. Jacob was a police K9. He would bust people with drugs, and attack those running from the cops.

Well one day his owner boss Lieutenant Leah told him that he was going to get a new owner.

"I'm sorry Jake, but you're getting a new owner." She said.

Jacob was sad.

The new owner was a cool guy named Embry. Embry was a surfer/pimp. Jacob grew to love Embry...and his hoes. They would bathe, eat and even watch porn together. Well one day Embry pulled out a bong. Along with that bong was a little baggie of marijuana

"Oh my!" Thought Jacob." Marihuana is illegal. Should I just ignore it, because I do love my master, or should I bust him? I have high moral/values and I am an honorable service member of the law."

"Hey buddy" said Embry in a singsong voice with a big smile on his face and small pink eyes. "Wanna get a little high?"

"Oh No" Thought Jacob. He glanced back and forth between Embry and his bowl of doggy food.

What to do, what to do?

FIN

A/N: Did Jake choose to get high with Embry? Or did he use his paws to dial 9-1-1 and call/bark for backup to bust his owner? Maybe he chose to eat instead. Thanks for reading.