i used to be iNobody
therefore i did not steal this from her
kthanksbye
Kish: Pai, when are we going to attack?
Pai: Patience, Kish. I'm still thinking of a plan.
Tart: It's so boring here, though.
Kish: Ever since we lost the battle with the mews, we have been lazing around, doing absolutely nothing.
Pai: I admit it is a little dry today – humor me, Kish.
Kish: Let's see. Oh, heh! Listen to this human shit -- there's a mythological creature that humans believe in and it's called a farty!
Tart: You mean Fairy, Kish.
Kish: Oh, yeah.
Pai: Hm. Interesting. What does it do?
Kish: It grants wishes.
Pai: Hah! That's rich. Well thanks, Kish. You have officially lifted my spirits.
Kish: Hey, Taruto?
Tart: What?
Kish: (Smirks) Do you believe in fairies?
Tart: (Sweat drops) O-of course not!
Kish: When one comes, are you going to wish for candy?
Tart: Quit it!
Pai: Yes, Kish cut that out. Besides, -chuckle- he'd wish for Pudding.
(Kish and Pai burst with laughter)
Tart: (Blushes madly) Shut up!
Tart: You guys are on crack! (Runs to his room while Kish and Pai are having fits of laughter)
------------------------------------------Taruto's Chamber-----------------------------------------
Tart: Just what are they trying to say with this fairy crap? They're making a deuce out of me! Why those no-good backstabbing brothers. GAH! I can't take this anymore! They pick on me just because I'm the youngest. It's not fair.
Voice: What's not to be fair, Taruto?
Tart: Well for one thing there's—WAIT. Who said that?
Voice: (Giggle) Let me introduce myself. I am Mahou, your fateful fairy.
Tart: Fairy? Ha-ha very funny. Jokes over, Kish, Pai. I'm really pissed now.
Voice: Pai? Kish? Aren't those names of pastries?
Tart: Show yourself! Stop playing games!
Voice: Very well. (A fairy in white clothes and a black crown reveals herself to Tart) I am Mahou, your fairy. I'd give you three wishes, but the last time I did that the genies sued me. So you get 1 wish, kiddo.
Tart: Psht. You're not even real.
Mahou: You can always give it a try. Nothing's at risk or anything. (devilish smile)
Tart: Well, if there's nothing to lose…I wish that my brothers and I could be humans for 100 days, just to know what it feels like.
Mahou: Your wish is my command. Now that will be 50 bucks.
Tart: WHAT?!?
Mahou: Kidding, kidding.
Tart: Tch.
Mahou: Mahou Mahou Magico~!
Tart: Ugh…where am I? What happened? Pai? Kish? Mmm (Yawn)
(Tart walks to a mirror)
Tart: OH, CRAP!!!
(the alien's ship transforms into a humble house in the middle of a quiet neighborhood)
(Tart catches a glimpse and notices that he has no alien pointy elf ears, and his hair was released from it's ponytails and now hung all the way to the nape of his neck)
Kish: Eh, Taruto. Why are you up so early?
Tart: Look! Look in the mirror!
Kish: Sure…but I don't see where you're going with this---OH, CRAP!!!
Kish: Where are my ears? What's with this hideously scrawny thing in the place of my ear? AcK! What happened to my clothes???
(Kish was wearing black pajamas and his forest-green hair was now short and combed. He had 3 earrings on one of his ear, and wore a studded belt.)
Pai: What's with all the yelling?
Kish & Tart: Look in the mirror!
Pai: Why?
Kish & Tart: Just do it!!!
Pai: Okay, but if this is some kind of practical joke I'm going to smash your head in---WHAT THE HECK?!
Kish: Heh I don't look half bad.
Pai: What am I wearing?!?
(Pai was wearing an indigo spiked collar, with a tight dark long sleeve shirt that showed all of his biceps and muscles, and navy blue jeans that eally skinny on him. His hair was simply the same except that his ponytail was gone)
Pai: GWAH!!!
Kish: I'm so hot –smirk-
(While Kish turned around and admired himself, Pai had rushed to his chamber and frantically searched his closet. He had earth clothes. Tart just stood there, in one place, in the mist of things, thinking about the fairy)
Tart: No. Way.
Pai: Meeting room. Now. We must discuss what has happened.
Kish: Right. Off we go, Taruto.
(Kish skips merrily off)
Tart: (Slaps his head) Oy…
Pai: (picks wedgie, Tart and Kish giggle) Hey, now. Do any of you have evidence of what occurred?
Tart: Should I tell Pai? He would understand, wouldn't he? Oh. I better not. Now, how many days did I ask to be a human? 100? Oh yeah. Gagh, that retarded fairy was real! Ack. Besides, it's looks weird and funny to see Pai in human-form. And Kish looks so darn happy. Maybe this was a good wish…though I can't get sidetracked.
Pai: Anyone..? Then I guess we have to just wait for now. Besides, I—
*DING DONG*
Pai: WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT!?!
Kish: OMFG we're under attack!
Tart: Take cover! (throws self behind the couch)
*Ding Dong*
Kish: What is it?
Pai: I think it's coming from the door. (Walks over)
*DING DONG*
Kish: How do you open earth doors?
Tart: I don't know. On our planet, Omoi, all we had to do was verification password.
*DING DONG*
Pai: What's this gold little brass over here? (Turns the knob, short fat bald guy stands in doorway)
Voice: FINALLY!
Tart: Well sorry! You humans are ----OW! (Kish jabs Tart in the hips)
Kish: Heh heh. –whispers- We shouldn't blow our cover, Tart. We could be handed over to the FBI.
Tart: -whispers- so what?
Kish: -whispers- and be dissected
Tart: (Gulp)
Pai: What did you come for, earthling—I mean, comrade?
Person: Well, I am sorry to say, but you boys are evicted. Move your stuff to the curb. Come on.
Kish: Evicted? What's that?
Person: Don't play dumb with me. Now move out! Where are your things?
Tart: We don't have any…
Person: What a strange family. Now GET OUT!
Pai: DON'T TELL US WHAT TO DO, EARTHLING!!!!! (fire in his eyes lolz)
Person: I-I'm sorry! (Runs away) Yipe yipe yipe! Mommy! Mommyyyy!
Kish: Hey, Pai. What DOESevicted mean?
Pai: Let me check. (gets laptop and searches on google: What does evicted mean?)
Kish: All hail the power of Google!
Pai: It means when human beings kick other human beings out of their own homes.
Tart: That's crude.
Kish: (Sigh) This is going to take a lot of getting used to…
------------------------------------------Jumping for Juice-------------------------------------------
Tart: Pai, I'm thirsty. Make me some 'pahoehoe (PA-HOWEE-HOWEE) juice.'
Pai: Pahoehoe juice? Taruto, we could have had that only if we were aliens. Pahoehoe juice is in a volcano. Humans would burn up if they went in a volcano.
Kish: Whoa, that's lame.
Tart: So then what do humans drink?
Pai: I have no clue. Now leave me to my work, I have research to do.
Tart: (Wailing) But I'm thirrrsssttyy!
Pai: Shut up, insect. So am I.
Tart: (Jumps on Pai) Listen, punk. I want something to drink, and I want something to drink, NOW!
Pai: Yeesh, Taruto. Get off me. I'll see what I can do.
(1 HOUR LATER)
-pai is studying the yellowbook pages-
Pai: Ah, here we go. We could go to the grocery store?
Kish: Sure thing. How do we get there?
Pai: Heh. (Smiles evilly) That's where I come in.
--------------------------------------- To Give an Alien a Car---------------------------------
Tart: Are you sure you know how to drive a car? (Back seat)
(Kish squirming in passenger seat; trying to get seat buckle on)
Pai: Quit your worrying, Taruto. Let's see, shift it to reverse. Reverse…hmm…reverse. Ah, is it this one? (Presses the pedal to maximum power) They go flying back 100 miles per hour and crash into a tree)
Kish Pai & Tart: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kish: You almost killed us!
Pai: Well so what!? At least these little air thingies (Refers to Air Bags) saved us!
Tart: Let me drive!
Pai: No! Limit is 18 years of age. I'm nineteen. (Says it rather proudly) –been researching much?
Tart: Whoa, you're cool.
Kish: (Whispers to Tart) One thing you can't ever take away from Pai is his dignity.
Pai: I heard that! Here we go AH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ~KRASH~
Tart: You hit a passing pedestrian!!
Kish: What the hell is a pedestrian?!
Pedestrian: MY LEG!!!!
Kish: Your fault, lady!!!
(3 hours later)
-police station-
Police Officer: What is your name, son?
Pai: Pai.
Police officer: No, really.
Pai: Pai.
Police: I know you like pie. Ok, wise-crack, tell me the truth!
Pai: PAI!!! P-A-I!!!!
Police: Pai, eh? Ok son, show me your driver's license.
Pai: My what?
Police: Okay kid. We're taking you in. Where are your parents?
Pai: They're gone.
Police: Aye aye aye aye…
Police: Okay son, we're going to the police office to sign a few damage paperwork.
(LUCKILY FOR OUR NOT SO BRIGHT ALIENS, THE POLICE OFFICE WAS RIGHT BY THE GROCERY STORE. SO KISH PAI AND TART SLIPPED AWAY)
--------------------------------------------------Store Silliness-------------------------------------
Tart: God, he was so annoying.
Kish: Your name is Pai, dammit! Why didn't that idiot get that?
Pai: There must be something on earth called 'pie.'
Kish: Well whatever it is, it sounds like people like it.
-Tart sees a bottle-
Tart: This looks drinkable.
Pai: Prune juice. What in the name of Deep Blue is prune juice?
Kish: I dunno. Should we get it?
Pai: Gack, why not.
Tart: Ey, what about this?
Pai: Coca-Cola. Hmm. Let me read the inscription. 'Caffeine Diagnosed. 5 Sugar added.' No way, Taruto. Caffeine makes you hyper and you'll have too much sugar rushes.
Kish: Yeah, get addicted to something else, like drugs. Hehehehe.
Tart: Shut up! (Punches Kish playfully on the arm) -Quickly and quietly slips a can of coke in his pocket-
Pai: Let's go. (Start to leave when a security guard grabs their arms)
Security Guard: And just where do you think your going?
Tart: Ouch! Let go of me, Goliath!
Pai: Brothers, Teleport! Wait -- oh yeah. WE CAN'T!
Security: For stealing; you're going to do Community Service for 24 hours you brutes!
(one day later)
--------------------------------------------Back Home-----------------------------------
Tart: Damn, who could have thought humans were so selfish?
Pai: I warned you.
Tart: Hey, don't worry. I sniped some food while their backs were turned.
Pai: What have you got?
Tart: A pack of soda, ice cream, and ramen.
Kish: RAMEN!!!
Pai: Impressive. Your getting rather sneaky, heh.
Kish: RAMEN!!!
Tart: Oh, and I told the security guard he was a bastard.
Kish: RAMEN!!!
Pai: Heh.
Kish: RAMEN!!!
Pai: Yes, ramen! Now, shutup!
Kish: …lol naruto XD
Kish: OH! By the way, when we were in that retirement home, I saw these cool green things so I took them all. Hee.
Pai: Green things? Show me.
(Kish hands Pai $1,000,000)
Pai: SHIT! KISH, DO YOU KNOW WHAT THESE ARE?!?
Tart: What?
Pai: Earth dollar money! And we have a million! Do you know what this means??
Kish: We're frickin' rich!!! Yeah!!!
(Kish & Tart High-5)
-In a month or so, they bought a mansion, all the food you can eat, Pai learned to drive, got maids, and went to school. Pai legally declares that their last name will be 'Cyniclon.'-
-----------------------------------------Kish's First Day at High School------------------------
Ms. Kayun: Good morning class. Today we have a new student, an exchange student. I want you to make him feel very welcome, okay? He is fourteen, has one older brother, a younger brother, and is really rich.
(Class perks up; lmao)
Ichigo: A New Student? Great, a rich one. Probably a jerk.
Ms Kayun: Please let me introduce to you, Kish Cyniclon! (Door creaks open)
-Kish steps in, Ichigo gasps. Kish looks at the girl that gasps, then smirks-
Ms Kayun: Kish, please have a seat next to Ms. Momomiya.
Kish: Sure thing. And my, don't you look lovely today?
Ms. Kayun: (Blushes deeply) Why, thank you, Kish.
All the girls: Ah… (Dreamily)
Ichigo: This is not happening. He is not Kish. This is not happening. He is not Kish.
(Kish walks over)
Kish: (Whispers) Hiya, honey!
Ichigo: This is Kish and this is happening.
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