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Description & Rating: The three authors, Kurama, and Hiei all transport themselves into the Rescuing Yukina episodes to see for themselves if the girls can rescue Yukina. They have several misadventures and get to meet members of the Virtual YYH cast.

Rated PG because of minor language and action violence. You know how movie raters are. Some scenes could be counted as Mary Sue, depending on how tightly you view it. If you're not bothered by glomping and strangely worded sentences that could be taken for Mary Sue, then this is perfect for you. If you are bothered, you need a psychiatric examination.

Credits: Written by Himizu

With suggestions from Ryouko and Kitsune

A/N: This story is finished. Done. Complete. Overwith. However, we are only posting one chapter at a time because if we don't it'll be way too long! And we don't want that. Secondly…WE WANT REVIEWS! So tell us what you think. .

Anything You Can Do, I Can Do Better

Chapter 1: Into the Virtual World

Ryouko, Himizu, and Kitsune were watching T.V. They had been surfing channels for hours and were totally bored. After sitting and playing a few rounds of 'What do you want to do?' 'I don't know, what do you want to do?' for a while, they gave up and just sat. Himizu sighed.

"I wish something exciting would happen. Or that I had my grandpa's four-wheeler. Then I could MAKE something happen." Ryouko and Kitsune exchanged nervous glances. "Hello, I don't want to wait until I'm sixteen before I take a joyride," Himizu muttered, as though this was something everyone wanted to do.

"Can you drive?" wondered Kitsune.

"Of course I can drive! What do you think I am, a moron?"

"No, we think you're an idiot. Have you crashed before?" asked Ryouko.

"Only once. That stupid car moved at the last second, I almost missed it. It wasn't my fault. Stupid rusty pickup truck and stupid raccoons."

"Raccoons!" asked Ryouko and Kitsune together.

"Yeah, raccoons drive my grandparent's rusty old junky cars all the time. There's about ten or twelve cars and trucks out there that haven't seen asphalt in about fifteen or twenty years and the raccoons drive them."

"You're psycho," Ryouko claimed.

"Maybe I am. But I still wish something would happen."

At that moment, there was a knock at the door. Himizu and Kitsune twisted to look at Ryouko. They raised their eyebrows, as though wondering who it could be. Then they heard a loud voice, which they identified as Kuwabara's, yelling as the door was banged harder then ever, "Hey, where are you crazy girls? We know you're here! Because Kurama and Hiei say you are! And they've never been wrong! So open up!" Himizu moaned.

"Why them? I didn't mean for them to come!"

"We felt the weirdest urge to come," they heard Kurama saying as they walked to the door. "It was like we were being summoned…" Himizu buried her head in her hands.

"Me and my big mouth." But when she got to the door, her jaw dropped. Keiko and Yukina were sitting on a vehicle, which could only be her grandpa's four-wheeler. "Ok, HOW did you get a hold of that? Never mind. I don't want to know."

"Kurama-sama!" cried Kitsune.

"Some things never change," said Ryouko. They all went downstairs, leaving the four-wheeler in front of the door. Then they sat for a while, playing 'What do you want to do?' 'I don't know, what do you want to do?' Just when it seemed as though they were all going to go mad, Yusuke noticed a box of DVD's on Ryouko's dresser. He picked them up and began to study them.

"Hey, these are our first episodes, all the way up to when we're done rescuing Yukina."

"Really?" Kuwabara looked over his friend's shoulder. "Hey, you're right! Let's watch 'em!"

"Sure, why not. There's nothing else better to do," muttered Ryouko, leading the way to the T.V. "What do you want to watch first?"

"Start with the disk where we watch the video. I love watching Kuwabara's love-struck face!" exclaimed Yusuke. Hiei looked anything but overjoyed by this prospect. Ryouko glanced over at him with an evil grin, causing Hiei to touch the hilt of his katana.

"Ok, let's begin." And Ryouko made certain that she started a conversation right as a hint was dropped that Hiei and Yukina were brother and sister. Eventually, an argument was started when Yusuke said that rescuing Yukina was the easiest mission ever. Kitsune snorted.

"If that's the case, I'd hate to see how long it would take you to do a hard mission," she muttered. Ryouko and Himizu began to laugh hysterically.

"She's got a point!" cried Himizu, still laughing.

"Oh, like you could do any better," sneered Yusuke.

"Oh, watch us!" exclaimed Ryouko.

"Big words for a person who can't even do it. You'd have to go to our world and you know that you can't do that," said Kuwabara with a snort.

"Actually, they could…" said Kurama slowly.

"We can! Excellent!" exclaimed Ryouko, rubbing her hands together.

"I don't know if it's entirely safe. First, the transportation device has never been tested on people from your world, secondly, you've never been to our world and have no idea what you are getting into…"

"Have no idea what we're getting into? What do you think we watch Yu Yu Hakusho for?" demanded Kitsune. "Right Himizu?"

"You watch it for your reasons, I'll watch it for mine. I personally watch it for the fights and the comedy."

"But you watch it. And you would be of some help… I guess…" said Kitsune slowly, considering her words.

"All right, all right. On two conditions."

"Shoot," said Yusuke. He was curious to see how the three young authors would handle the world of Yu Yu Hakusho.

"One, we take the four-wheeler. Two, I drive."

"Sounds like fun. I've always wanted to ride that thing," said Ryouko. "Just don't crash again. And I wanna' get to drive a little too"

"Fine, I'll find a place where you can get a little driving experience. And I told you, that wasn't my fault! It was those baka raccoons!"

"You shouldn't be insulting your cousins."

Himizu and Ryouko glowered at each other. Kurama sighed. "So you mean you're going to risk it?"

"Hell yeah!" exclaimed Himizu. "Why not? It'll be fun."

"You've perked up since we said that you could drive the four-wheeler," said Kitsune.

"You don't seem to realize the risks involved," Kurama argued. "There's radiation and all sorts of complicated electronics, plus some very dangerous Spirit World chemicals. You have no idea what those could do to you if something goes wrong. I don't even know what could happen!"

"And I thought you were supposed to be a genius," muttered Himizu. "Sorry Kurama, but unless you can convince me that there's any real danger involved, I'm going."

"Weren't you listening to me!" cried Kurama.

"Yeah. It sounds like normal Earth to me. Radiation, electricity, etc. Although those Spirit World thingamajiggers sound iffy, how dangerous could they be?"

Kurama gave up. "There's just no dealing with some headstrong females," he muttered. Himizu punched him. Kitsune punched Himizu back and went to Kurama's aid.

"Cut the chatter. Just set the thing up so we can get going," said Himizu, rubbing her cheek where a small purple bruise had appeared. Kurama wandered off muttering about idiots and morons who never listen to anyone. But he got it set up and Himizu, Ryouko, and Kitsune piled onto the four-wheeler. Himizu pulled out a motorcycle helmet and put it on. She handed one each to Ryouko and Kitsune and they all strapped their helmets on, although this made Kitsune nervous.

"Ummm… Why the helmets?"

"Because they look cool and they're a good precaution," Himizu answered. Kitsune twitched. "It's unfamiliar territory and I don't want spiders in my hair. Those things are SCARY! Even when I can see them. Think what I'd do if they were in my hair!"

"You'd do a primitive war dance?" Ryouko guessed. "If it even resembles the chicken dance, I'm bringing a video camera to tape it and send it to America's Funniest Home Videos."

"Shut up!"

Kurama looked as though he was about to say something, but Ryouko drew her hand across her throat meaningfully. She knew he was thinking of the giant blue spider that they were bound to run into, but Ryouko wanted this to be a surprise for later. So Kurama shrugged. "Hold on tight ladies. It's ready to go."

Light flashed and Himizu gripped the four-wheelers handlebars eagerly. Ryouko and Kitsune grabbed the bars on the sides as a rush of swirling blue light flew forward to envelop them and transport them to Yu Yu Hakusho world. Botan looked around nervously.

"We're sending humans into our world. Koenma is going to kill me. He'll lecture me about sending them there without proper transportation, we don't have permission, and if they die there, he'll lecture me about giving him more paperwork! Somebody should stop them!"

"Stop Ryouko, Himizu, and Kitsune?" snorted Hiei. "Fat chance!"

Botan turned her pleading gaze to Kurama. "Kitsune and her friends aren't prepared to face the dangers of our world. Can't you do anything to stop them?"

"No," Kurama replied, "It's too late for that. But…" A grin appeared on his face. "There is a way to keep them out of trouble. Are you game, Hiei?" Hiei stared at him for a moment then took one giant step backwards.

"Hell no! You can go hang out with those psycho females if you want to, I'm not going."

"Wanna' bet?" asked Kurama, grabbing the sleeve of Hiei's cloak and grabbing the bar on the back of the four-wheeler with the other. Hiei had no time to wiggle away; Kurama had grabbed the four-wheeler just before the blue light enveloped it completely. It widened momentarily to allow the two boys in, then closed and vanished. The remaining members of the YYH group stared in shock at the point where it vanished. Would they ever see their friends alive again?