Seth: Hello peoples! My name's not really Seth but I like it more than my name so yea… DEAL WITH IT!
Alucard: Why exactly are we here?
Anderson: Aye wit have ye got planned this time she devil?
Seth: I love you Anderson…
Alucard: (laughs insanely)
Anderson: ('s jaw drops)
Seth: Anyways, I'm here to ask several very important, life or death questions. Question one, Anderson why don't you shave?
Anderson: Wit?
Alucard: (falls to the ground)
Seth: Why don't you shave?
Anderson: Wit on earth is wrong wit ye lass?
Seth: Many, many, many things. Anyways answer the question.
Alucard: (can't breath)
Anderson: (is speechless)
Seth: I bet I know. I bet you cut yourself when you were shaving, hence the scar, and are now terrified of shaving.
Alucard: (is suffering affixation)
Anderson: OO
Seth: Moving on do you know Hidan?
Anderson: Who?
Seth: HEY KAKUZU! FIFTEEN BUCKS TO DRAG HIDAN'S HOLY ASS IN HERE!
Kakuzu: On it!
Hidan: WTF! GET YOUR HANDS OFF! THIEF! ASSHOLE!
(Brief silence)
Hidan: RAPIST!!!
Kakuzu: Shut up this is money we're talking about here.
Seth: Alright people here's a brief summery of Hidan. Religious nutcase, drinks blood, queer, non shirt wearing psyco, loves Jashin as much as Anderson loves God.
Kakuzu: (drags Hidan in)
Hidan: BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH JASHIN BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLOOOOOOOOOOOOD BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH ASSHOLES BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAHSINNING SELF RIGHTEOUS THIEVIN G BITCH!!!!
Seth: Ladies and gentlemen both living and undead I give you the opinionated Hidan and of course the money grubbing Kakuzu. (hands Kakuzu $15)
Alucard: (still can't breath and is twitching)
Anderson: (begins quoting the bible)
Kakuzu: (walks off with money) Someone actually paid for him…
Hidan: (Continues to rant about Jashin)
Seth: (gags Anderson and Hidan) Anyways apparently they don't know each other… go figure! And moving on Anderson if you feel like shutting up I'll ask the next question.
Everyone (except Hidan and Alucard): (falls silent)
Alucard: (still going)
Hidan: (continues to rant even with the gag)
Seth: (un-gags Anderson) Do you (dramatic pause) pull your bayonets out your ass?
Anderson: OO….
Alucard: (bursts out in even more hysterical laughter)
Hidan: (still gagged and still ranting)
Seth: I'll take that as a no. Now, how do you regenerate your arms? Same question to Hidan. (un-gags Hidan)
Hidan: I need Kakuzu to sew them back on, idiot.
Anderson: Did ye forget teh take somethin' this mornin' lass?
Seth: Several things actually, like my lunch, my dogs, some cheese but don't worry I had sugar instaed!
Alucard: (TWIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITCH)
Seth: Hey is Alucard okay?
Hidan: (doesn't know, doesn't care but voices his opinion loudly anyways)
Anderson: (hopes not but assures the psychopathic authoress he'll be fine, after all he's already dead)
Kakuzu: (enters and cuts off Alucard's hand)
Seth: OO…. Whaaaaaat theee fuuuuurk dude…. What the furk….
Kakuzu: (shrugs and walks out, after cutting off Hidan's head and throwing it in a trash can)
Hidan: (Begins ranting about Jashin again)
Anderson: (puts the lid on the trashcan)
Alucard: (vanishes ninja style, in a puff of smoke)
Seth: Man this interview has really gone to hell huh… XP!!! LOVE MY JOB!! And on with the chaos! (takes Hidan's head out of the trash can and puts it back on his body) Hidan Anderson called Jashin gay and Anderson Hidan called God incest… er… us…
Hidan & Anderson: (begin fighting, Hidan using his tri-bladed scythe and Anderson using his bayonets)
Seth: And this concludes the first interview… FROM HELL!!! We hope you enjoyed!!
Schro: She does not own Hellsing or Naruto! Just imagine how crazy things vould be if she did ja!