Funny Story
A side-yet-set-in-the-future-non-canon story of 'Gambit'. Warning you will die of laughter and/or of the sheer cuteness. One-shot might be a two-shot
The day began normal enough in the Soul Society. If you consider Grimmjow in his release state fighting Ichigo, while he is hiding from Kenpachi. Somehow the fight ending up in Twelve Squad lab, where Mayuri just finish his new project, called 'the Youthantor'. He couldn't find a better name for it yet and it had a few bugs in it.
He was going to use Nemu as a test subject when all sudden, Grimmjow knocked over Nemu and stood where she once stand, thus getting hit by the ray. Ichigo and the others stood in horror when Grimmjow getting turn into a jaguar cub. A cute jaguar cub at best.
"Meow!" Grimmjow could manage. He could speak.
"My, my," Mayuri said. "I see it still have some bugs in this mechine."
'Turn me back you jackass,' Grimmjow thought.
"I could run more tests on you, Arrancer."
Grimmjow did the cutest hiss you ever hear. He even puffed up some.
"I don't think so," Ichigo jumped in. 'What am I doing here? He will only want to fight me. Yet I can't just leave him with this lunatic, he just so darn cute. In a creepy sort of way.' "I gotta take him to Miyuki, she'll know what to do."
He picks up Grimmjow but the neck, he of course hiss and trying to scratch Ichigo but all in vain. Ichigo knows one thing, Miyuki is very good with cats. What he have heard from her adoptive family, those that he had meet, often remark to her that she is the 'cat whispererer'. Since Grimmjow is a cat, she could whisper, he means, commutate with him with ease. Much better then he can.
Reaching to the Mori household, he first met Kaiyo, who gave him a bow. She wore the Academy uniform.
"I wish to speak with Gambit, please," he asked in a panic. Grimmjow was still fighting for freedom and to kick Ichigo's ass.
"Follow me," Kaiyo said. She was puzzle over the hollow jaguar cub. Miyuki was with Stark, who was using her lap as a pillow and Lilinette, who was talking with Miyuki. "Ichigo-san is here to see you, Gambit-sama."
"Hey," Miyuki didn't even look up at him.
"He has this strange hollow cub."
With that Miyuki looked up and did this deep sigh, rolled her eyes, and under her breath, Ichigo could have sworn she said 'stupid male mad scientist'.
"You are dismiss Kaiyo, and good job."
Kaiyo bowed and went her way to God knows where. Ichigo walks forward with Grimmjow with out stretch arms. Grimmjow still trying to starch him with all his might. Miyuki gesture for him to sit, he did but with Grimmjow still in his hands. Miyuki grab the back of his neck, getting the loose skin and Grimmjow relaxed in the powerful grip. So she is the cat whispererer as her siblings often remarked.
"What the hell happen to you Grimmjow."
"Meow," Grimmjow meowed. 'I want to be back in my prideful yet sexy body back.'
Miyuki places Grimmjow down, he jumped on Ichigo face and like the cartoons, attacks it. Miyuki's hand went up in her sleeve and gets a sock, why does she have a sock up her sleeve, he never know, Miyuki moves the sock a bit. Amazingly enough, Grimmjow attacks it. He realize he had been had and stop.
"Meow." 'I won't be fool next time woman!'
"Oh I know but I had to stop you somehow."
"MEOW!" 'I WANT TO BE BACK TO NORMAL!'
Lilinette pull the sock a bit.
'After I kill this sock.'
He attacks the sock again and does the whole killing the poor sock process. Ichigo would have laugh if he wasn't so much in pain from all those tiny starches on his face. Grimmjow lost interest only to gain it back when Lilinette moved it.
'I kill you once and for all, dammit!'
"What should we tell Mary?" Ichigo asked Miyuki.
"I wouldn't worry about it."
"What do you mean not to worry about it?"
Somehow they were right in front of Mary's apartment door.
"And how in the hell did we get here?" Ichigo asked.
"Plot device, my dear Ichigo, plot device," Miyuki said as she holds Grimmjow, who was purring out his heart. He likes being hold by Miyuki, she knows how to hold him. Unlike Lilinette or Kaiyo. Kozaruka could need some work.
Miyuki knocks on the door and hides Grimmjow behind her back.
"Gambit, Ichigo, why are you here? Where's Grimmjow?" Mary asked.
"Funny story. We tell you inside Mary." Miyuki said.
They walked in and sat around the coffee table, Grimmjow still behind Miyuki's back.
"You see, it's not Ichigo's fault but..." Miyuki showed Mary the new version of Grimmjow. "And that's why we have winter."
Ichigo looked at her weird.
"What, that's how we end our stories, 'and that's why we have winter'. It adds humor."
Mary squeal and held Grimmjow close and raised him above her, only to bring back to her breast.
"Grimmjow, you are my kitty cat!"
Being close to those two perfect orbs made him happy. Now it got better, Mary put him down her shirt, between her breast. He purred like a semi-truck. Ichigo could have sworn that Grimmjow is smiling, with his little tongue sticking out. His eyes were closed and to him, this is the best thing that ever happen to him, other then hearing that she was going to have his kid.
"Grimmjow is my kitty cat!" Mary said in a sing song voice.
"I'm amaze he haven't ran away yet," Miyuki sighed.
"Ditto"
'I don't want to go back to normal ever again.'
His little paws lays against her baby blue shirt. He was happy to be between those two orbs that he loves so much. Mary just dotes on him and take care of his every need. Miyuki didn't notice anything wrong, Ichigo wanted to call the ASPCA. Now. But didn't. They both wonder how long would this last for Grimmjow to stay in that form. Hopefully it wears off. If it ever wears off. The count down begins.
END (?)