The Humans Have a Picnic
The girl with the yellow hair fished me up. The gall! I fumbled trying to pull out the infernal hook, and so she beckoned me over to the shore and removed it for me. Her friends almost saw me, but they were too busy leaving their sandwich bags and plastic forks floating in the water. If the weather wasn't keeping the lake so cool, I would be burning up with anger and embarrassment. Me, the Kappa, the guardian of this lake, to be fished up by some puny human with annoyingly huge eyes! How she gaped at me! Ugh... It will be no picnic figuring out what to do with their refuse… At least she didn't just cut the line and leave all of her bobbers and line! Wasteful, ignorant humans…