Happy New Year. Did everyone get drunk? Yes good.

So I havent written anything since last year... Yeah I know that's lame, dont judge me.

I have finished school and I have a ton of free time but no inspiration to write.

Anyway, please enjoy

Love Squiggle.


Blaine yawned and slowly opened his eyes; his boyfriend was still blissfully asleep. The curly haired man stretched out his arms before gently untangling his boyfriend's arms from around his chest and getting out of bed. Kurt groaned in his sleep at the loss before he cuddled into his boyfriend's pillow and fell into a deeper sleep. Blaine smiled at the movement then quietly left the room and made his way down to the kitchen.

The couple were at Blaine's brother, Cooper's, house. They were visiting for the holidays; it was a better option than spending it alone, as both of their parents had gone off on a cruise instead. Burt and Carole were spending time with Carole's family and Kurt didn't feel comfortable going with them as he didn't know them all that well.

The curly haired man turned on the kettle as he entered the kitchen before making his way to the fridge and gathered some milk and other necessities for breakfast. He knew his boyfriend was slightly deranged without his coffee in the morning, he had learnt his lesson when Kurt threw a plate at him then sobbed uncontrollably trying to apologise.

He was casually walking around the kitchen, making breakfast for the three of them when Cooper came in looking frantic.

"What's wrong?" Blaine asked casually, placing two slices of bread in the toaster.

"Have you seen Nagini?" Cooper rushed out.

"The snake from Harry potter? Only in the movie."

"No idiot, my pet python!"

"When did you get a pet snake?" Blaine asked.

"Blaine! This is not the time. I went to check on him and the glass was moved and now he isn't in his cage; I don't know where he is-"before cooper could finish, there was a loud scream from the guest room.


Kurt stretched comfortably on the bed, noticed that his boyfriend was gone. He had enjoyed the little break away from the city and work, dreading slightly that he had to return in just two days. The countertenor went to lift the sheet off him when something heavy stopped him, he tugged again and nothing happened.

At the end of the bed was a thousand foot python with huge fangs hissing at him, well that's what Kurt's mind had envisioned. The countertenor screamed as he shuffled back against the wall, standing up when he realised he was cornered. The python stared at him, his eyes unmoving as it slowly slivered towards him. Kurt felt tears in his eyes as the snake touched his foot, slowly moving up his leg. His heart was pounding uncontrollably, noticing irrelevant details about the creature as fear spiked in him. It was incredibly soft and not scaly at all like he had expected, it was also incredibly gracefully and deft in its movements. He screamed again, tensing as the snake crawled over his shoulders and around his chest. Cooper and Blaine entered eyes wide in panic. The elder brother just smiled and removed the snake and patted its head as if it were just a common house cat.

"Oh, did that big mean man scare you, poor Nagini," Cooper cooed before exiting the room. Kurt jumped from the bed and tightly hugged his boyfriend.

"So… Cooper has a pet snake. Crazy," Blaine said dryly, Kurt leant back and stared deeply into his boyfriend's eyes to convey how serious he was.

"We are never staying here ever again."


There it is, so incredibly short.

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