Speaking of Doma...
I read what you bastards said about her story. You'd better be glad you're lucky enough that I can't join the forum chat right now. Fuck you all in the ass to hell. It was fucking wrong, and you know it. Goddamn all of you. I hope you all die a slow painful death. Fucking immature jerk offs is what you all are. Shitheads.
To everyone that hasn't flamed my little-friend-who's-taller-than-me: Hello, and I hope you enjoy my story. It's my first fic, be gentle. I scar easily and give scars easily. Oh what am I talking about, I don't scar at all. Unless it's about my friends. As you can see. And I'm not sorry. Starting fic now.
The Loonatics were sitting, and all the sudden Rev jumped up and started running around in circles.
"SittingisboringIliketorunIrunincirclesseemeseemeItalkreallyfastandInevershutupIloveTechhe'smysexybeastoopsdidIsaythatoutloudIdid-"
Duck tripped him.
"Yeah, well I'm arrogant and I like Misty Breeze. I think I'm the leader when Ace is really the leader."
Tech jumped up and beat up Duck.
"Don't trip him! What the fuck is wrong with you you bastard? You hurt him!"
He cradled Rev and cried.
"Rev! Speak to me!"
"Don'tforgettheapplesauce..."
He mumbled. Then he died because I can. Lexi came in.
"I'm going to the mall to buy more things we don't need. Should I wear the green dress or the blue one?"
Ace lasered them both.
"Don't wear either."
"You're right, I'll get more attention if I go naked because I need everyone staring at me all the time."
Slam ate her. Then he ate everyone else because he was hungry and the fridge was empty.
"Mmmm. Duck and rabbit good! Rev taste like chicken. Tech taste like metal, yuck."
Then he ate himself.
Ending fic. It was short, and it wasn't funny. I don't care, I'm not writing for you. Okay, so I stole that from Doma's revenge post. She's my best friend, she'll let me use it. I write because I can. Flame me or no, flames will be mocked, laughed at, then used to burn your house down. Hope I scared you with any statement or the fic. I like scaring people.