Doctor Who: Remember the Maine

by OptimusPhillip

After a series of exhausting adventures, the Doctor agrees to take Clara on a vacation to Hawaii. However, they instead find themselves on Cuba during their War of Independence, where they discover the answer to one of the biggest mysteries of the Spanish-American War: what, or who, sank the U.S.S. Maine?

1. Chapter 1

A/N: This is not intended as a theory for any future episodes, rather just something that'd be cool to see in a Doctor Who episode.

"Well," said the Doctor as he reentered the TARDIS, "that was a great adventure, don't you think, Clara?"

"It kind of was," said Clara, "though I do wish we could've avoided the risk of getting exterminated."

"There's a time and place for everything, Clara, and this is neither the time nor place for complaining."

"Yes, Doctor. Where to next?"

"Well, seeing as how you don't care for getting shot at all the time, how about someplace peaceful, like Hawaii?"

"That sounds great."

"Well let's go." The Doctor goes to work flying the TARDIS to Hawaii.

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