The Muppets
The Muppets
Tsuna didn't know when it started happening but it did. Slowly but surely, he started to see the similarities between his friends and the … Muppets. Yes, the Muppets. (Sometimes, he questioned his sanity.)
He guessed it all started when his inner Tsuna compared Miss Piggy to Haru. Yes, that started it all. It was the fact that when Kermit meet Miss Piggy, she would give him many (un)wanted kisses. No, Haru didn't actually kiss Tsuna, oh wait no, she did. Ok, starch that.
Then for some karma forsaken reason, he started to compare himself to Beaker. He like Beaker seemed to be a magnet for (mis)fortune. Of course, he had never been blown up (he NEARLY was) but he had been shot multiple times, and threatened, and groped, and hit (with giant hammer.)
(Of course in the small sadistic part of Tsuna's mind, he remembered himself that SOMETIMES Beaker got his revenge and SOMETIMES, he dreamed that cloned himself and chased Reborn out of his (life) house.)
After that, he started comparing Bianchi to the Swedish Chef (but he was VERY tempted to compare the Chef to his nii-tan instead.) Yes, Tsuna could see it now, Bianchi wearing a cook's hat holding a firearm and shooting at her (awful) dishes and then, it blowing up in her face. (Tsuna never EVER tell Bianchi that one day he hoped this would happen.) Of course, (sadly) the ingredients would NEVER get the best of her.
He compared Robin to Futa, too. He wasn't really sure why but he did.
He compared Yamamoto to Gonzo because of he's cheery personality. Not because he secretly believed he was an alien from another planet. cough, cough Of course, he doubted Yamamoto would ever fall in love with a chicken but he did see some implied Miss Piggy love.
He couldn't find a Muppet, which actually fit Gokudera personality but he did have nightmares of Rowlf the Dog carrying mini-bombs and randomly blowing up Beaker.
"Hey, Tsuna." said Yamamoto, looking at his friend with concern. "Is something wrong?" "What? No." responded Tsuna. Yamamoto only hummed. "I was just thinking about the Muppets." He said, smiling.
AN: Forgive me, muppets. I didn't mean to! It was plotbunny! I swear!