Stupidity
I don't own MR or Fangs Blog… yet! Mwahahaha. And PS, I don't own the Chuck Norris/bacon/llama question. I can see you're getting curious.
Dear Fang, you still haven't answered any of my questions yet, so I'll just respond with this. AGAIN.
Q: When you wake up in the morning, do you feel like P. Diddy?
A: Do you? I'm legitimately curious.
Q: Will you marry me?
A: Sure. We can honeymoon in Hell No.
Q: Do you have a British accent?
A: I bloody well do not!
Q: MLIA or FML?
A: MLIJB- My Life Is Justin Bieber.
Q: Who would win in a fight: Chuck Norris and a pound of bacon, or Darth Vader and a pack of bloodsucking llamas?
A: Is this what you always think about?
Q: Any guilty pleasures?
A: Lady GaGa. The Single Ladies video. The word legit.
Q: Do you do drugs? I do drugs. I like drugs.
A: In order: No. Bad. Weird.
Q: Do you like sushi?
A: Hai.
Q: Are you secretly in love with Iggy?
A: Yes, I admit it! When I see him it feels like my heart is a thousand wild horses' hooves galloping across the Serengeti at midnight! Please note the sarcasm.
Q: Ever heard of FanFiction?
A: Is that what air conditioners read?
Q: We've found you. Meet us at 15-19-65 tomorrow or you will die.
A: Remember those doctors the police made you go to? They aren't evil. Please return to them.
Q: Would you catch a grenade for Max?
A: Are you testing me? Because yes, I would. That doesn't mean you should go around throwing grenades at people to test them. Bad idea.
Q: Do you have a favorite quote?
A: "If not for physics and law enforcement, I'd be unstoppable." So true.
Q: Do you like satanic death metal music?
A: Not really… It sounds like the type of music that Tylenol was created for.
Q: Any overall views on life?
A: I shall quote Kanye West for these: "Fur pillows are actually hard to sleep on," and "French fries are the devil." Truer words have never been spoken.
That was fun, even though it's a bit short. FYI, the Kanye West ones are Tweets, and on YouTube you can watch Josh Groban sing them. Hilarious.