A/N: I was at Walmart and this idea crawled into my head and wouldn't crawl back out.
Disclaimer: Not mine, unfortunately. They be J.K.'s -sigh- I've invited them over and we're enjoying Remus' balls
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James Potter and Peter Pettigrew were making their way to their door room when a voice made them stop.
"Oh, Moony." It was their friend Sirius Black. "Have I told you how much I love your balls?"
They heard a chuckle, "You've told me tons of times, Pads." It was their other friend, and Sirius' new boyfriend, Remus Lupin.
"But you don't understand. They're perfect. They fit in my hands and they're the right size!"
James and Peter look at each other with disgusted looks. Sirius and Remus and been going out for a while now but they didn't know that they had gone that far yet. They didn't want to hear anymore but they leaned in closer.
"You always say that," they heard Remus say. They also heard a bed squeak.
"But it's true. And they're the best tasting balls I've ever had. Oh! I have an idea. Let's share them with Prongs and Wormtail."
"I'm not sure they would enjoy them as much as you do."
"Nonsense, my dear Remmy." They heard another squeak and footsteps coming towards the door. They tried to go back downstairs but the door opened quickly.
"Hey guys. I didn't know you were there," said Sirius with a smile that told them he was lying. "Wanna try Moony's balls? They taste great."
Peter shook his head violently and James stuttered, "N-n-no thanks, Pads. W-we-we'll see you guys later." Both boys rushed down to the common room to get the images out of their heads.
Sirius closed the door and turned to his boyfriend. Remus held up the box of chocolate balls, "Want another one?"
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A/N 2: So what did you think? Review and let me know. Chapter 5 of 'Talking Backwards' should be up soon. :3