Disclaimer~ I will never and I mean never own LotR of YGO. As much as I would love it, it will never happen.
Skits from Lord of the Rings, by the cast of Yu-Gi-Oh.
Chap 1~ Parts.
Me~ Ok people we are going to have fun acting out skits from Lord of the Rings.
Yami~ What happened to us making fun of the movie?
Me~ It got deleted on Mediaminer.org and all jokes I made no one would get unless they saw the movie.
Yami~ Ohhh...
Kiba~ I will have no part in this.
Me~ I'll let you play Sauron.
Kiba~ I'm in! ^_^
Yami B.~ I wanted to play him!
Me~ You are Legolas.
Yami B.~ WHAT! I am not that twig who shots people with arrows that never seem to run out.
Me~ Have any of you noticed that in the movie. He never seems to run out no matter how many he uses.
Yami~ I claim Aragorn.
Me~ Fine you get Aragorn.
Yami B.~ I want to be the bad guy!
Me~ Legolas gets a romance scene with me after the play.
Yami B.~ I claim the elf!
Yami~ -_-;
Me~ I have a thing for elves.
Joey~ Yugi should play the dwarf!
Yugi~ No!
Me~ Joey plays Gimli!
Joey~ What!.....How?..... I give up.....
Grandpa~ I get Gandalf.
Me~ Ok so we have Arwen, Galadriel, the hobbits, Saruman, and Borimir....I think.
Tristan~ I want Saruman.
Me~ Ok the hobbits are Mokuba, Yami Malik, Pegasus, and Malik.
Yami Malik~ Why was I dragged into this?
Malik~ I claim Frodo.
Me~ Ok. Yami Malik gets Sam. Pegasus gets Pippin and Mokuba gets Merry.
Peg.~ But he is comic relief.
Me~ So. you are comic relief on Yu-Gi-Oh. What's your point.
Peg.~ (much grumbling)
Mokuba~ When was I cast for this.
Me~ Just now. I am the author. What I say goes.
Mokuba~ (leaves angry)
Tea~ I want Arwen!
Me~ You get Borimir.
Tea~ Me cross dress! Never.
Me~ You pretty. Ha ha ha. That was the best joke I have heard in years. We all know you want to kiss Yami.
Tea~ Besides Borimir dies.
Me~ My point exactly.
Tea~ !
Mai~ I play Galadriel.
Me~ You are pretty enough to play an elf.
Tea~ So you have this....thing play an elf, but not me.
Mai~ This thing is way better looking then you. :p
Me~ She isn't annoying and knows when to shut-up.
Tea~ Grrrrrrrrrrrr........
Me~ Ok so what does Yugi want to play?
Yugi~ (whisper)Can I play Arwen?
Yami~ (blushing)
Me~ Yugi is playing Arwen.
Tea~ What a guy playing a girl. I am not going to stand for this!
Me~ So you are playing a guy.
Tea~ This is just not right.
Me~ So? Yugi is doing for the same reason you wanted to do this.
Tea~ I wanted to kiss....wait.....I am never going to look at those to the same again!
Yami~ (wraps arms around Yugi) What's her problem?
Me~ She just cant accept they are together.
Joey~ I am a guy and I can accept it!
Me~ Tea is just jealous.
Bakura~ Who can I play?
Me~ That's right....who do we have left?
Mai~ The hobbits are taken and so are the humans....you can play Elrond!
Me~ Bakura is Elrond!
Bakura~ When did I become Yugi's dad?
Me~ Just now.
Bakura~ Ok.
Me~ Well see you next chappie! And it is a surprise on what skit we do. And just to tell you we are not going in order that the movie goes in. We are going to pick random scenes in any order. Ja ne.
Yami~ And please review. All flames will be used to set fire to random things. Like her homework she has been neglecting.
Me~ (Whistling innocently)
Skits from Lord of the Rings, by the cast of Yu-Gi-Oh.
Chap 1~ Parts.
Me~ Ok people we are going to have fun acting out skits from Lord of the Rings.
Yami~ What happened to us making fun of the movie?
Me~ It got deleted on Mediaminer.org and all jokes I made no one would get unless they saw the movie.
Yami~ Ohhh...
Kiba~ I will have no part in this.
Me~ I'll let you play Sauron.
Kiba~ I'm in! ^_^
Yami B.~ I wanted to play him!
Me~ You are Legolas.
Yami B.~ WHAT! I am not that twig who shots people with arrows that never seem to run out.
Me~ Have any of you noticed that in the movie. He never seems to run out no matter how many he uses.
Yami~ I claim Aragorn.
Me~ Fine you get Aragorn.
Yami B.~ I want to be the bad guy!
Me~ Legolas gets a romance scene with me after the play.
Yami B.~ I claim the elf!
Yami~ -_-;
Me~ I have a thing for elves.
Joey~ Yugi should play the dwarf!
Yugi~ No!
Me~ Joey plays Gimli!
Joey~ What!.....How?..... I give up.....
Grandpa~ I get Gandalf.
Me~ Ok so we have Arwen, Galadriel, the hobbits, Saruman, and Borimir....I think.
Tristan~ I want Saruman.
Me~ Ok the hobbits are Mokuba, Yami Malik, Pegasus, and Malik.
Yami Malik~ Why was I dragged into this?
Malik~ I claim Frodo.
Me~ Ok. Yami Malik gets Sam. Pegasus gets Pippin and Mokuba gets Merry.
Peg.~ But he is comic relief.
Me~ So. you are comic relief on Yu-Gi-Oh. What's your point.
Peg.~ (much grumbling)
Mokuba~ When was I cast for this.
Me~ Just now. I am the author. What I say goes.
Mokuba~ (leaves angry)
Tea~ I want Arwen!
Me~ You get Borimir.
Tea~ Me cross dress! Never.
Me~ You pretty. Ha ha ha. That was the best joke I have heard in years. We all know you want to kiss Yami.
Tea~ Besides Borimir dies.
Me~ My point exactly.
Tea~ !
Mai~ I play Galadriel.
Me~ You are pretty enough to play an elf.
Tea~ So you have this....thing play an elf, but not me.
Mai~ This thing is way better looking then you. :p
Me~ She isn't annoying and knows when to shut-up.
Tea~ Grrrrrrrrrrrr........
Me~ Ok so what does Yugi want to play?
Yugi~ (whisper)Can I play Arwen?
Yami~ (blushing)
Me~ Yugi is playing Arwen.
Tea~ What a guy playing a girl. I am not going to stand for this!
Me~ So you are playing a guy.
Tea~ This is just not right.
Me~ So? Yugi is doing for the same reason you wanted to do this.
Tea~ I wanted to kiss....wait.....I am never going to look at those to the same again!
Yami~ (wraps arms around Yugi) What's her problem?
Me~ She just cant accept they are together.
Joey~ I am a guy and I can accept it!
Me~ Tea is just jealous.
Bakura~ Who can I play?
Me~ That's right....who do we have left?
Mai~ The hobbits are taken and so are the humans....you can play Elrond!
Me~ Bakura is Elrond!
Bakura~ When did I become Yugi's dad?
Me~ Just now.
Bakura~ Ok.
Me~ Well see you next chappie! And it is a surprise on what skit we do. And just to tell you we are not going in order that the movie goes in. We are going to pick random scenes in any order. Ja ne.
Yami~ And please review. All flames will be used to set fire to random things. Like her homework she has been neglecting.
Me~ (Whistling innocently)