Ello, my dears. SO, this isn't a normal chapter. What I've kinda decided, I wanna change thier age, add more details, and change the rating. So this is what it would be if that happened. Enjoy the first chapter ^3^ If you think it's better, (I think it totally kicks ass) I SHALL CONTINUE THIS IDEA! But like I said, the other version I'm totally and utterly fresh out of ideas.
This chapter is rated M. *cough* HINT HINT *cough*
Butch's P.O.V
I laid sprawled out on the couch with a kazoo still hanging out of my mouth. We'd just had a twelve hour party, and man was it crazy! Brick and some dude had a drinking contest while Boomer and some chick made it off. I'm surprised I could fall asleep with all that moaning and screaming...
I hadn't had anything to drink, because a bunch of scientist guys made an apointment to meet us. Today.
"Hey Butch, what happened last night?" Brick said, coming down from upstairs while hold his head in his hands.
"You had a drinking contest with some guy, won, then passed out. Oh, by the way, get ready. We gotta go meet the scientist guys today." I said, not even looking up from my spot from the couch.
"What the- THE SCIENTIST GUYS? WHEN DID THEY CALL US TO GO OVER?"
"Oh, like... a week ago."
"A week ag- THAT'S WHEN YOU PLANNED THIS PARTY, YOU LITTLE-!"
"Little what, big brother?" I said, finally looking up with inocent puppy eyes. Brick growled and went back upstairs, mumbling something about waking up the blonde fucker. I chuckled and stood up, walking casually towards the stairs to change. Time to met up with those smart asses.
Brick's P.O.V
That damn fucker... I wouldn've had that damned party if I'd known that we had to see the scientists today, dammit!
"BOOMER, GET UP MOTHERFUCKER!" I yelled, while holding onto my pounding head... damn hangover. DAMN EVERYTHING! "BOOMER, GET YOUR ASS OUTTA BED, DAMMIT!" I heard some shuffling around in the room, a little too much shuffling to be just one person...
Suddenly, two girls barely clothed ran out of the room crying. I smirked in amusment and watched them scurry down past my laughing black-haired brother.
"Boom, man, get two girls drunk then have a threesome? NICE, MAN!" Butch screamed, walking into his own room.
I chuckled, told Boomer to get ready to go visit the smart asses, and walked into my room, preparing for the nerd convention.
Boomer's P.O.V
Damn, that was fun last night. Good thing those two girls were horny drunks... or else I wouldn've had as much fun. I'm so glad I'm the lucky brother. Brick has ok luck, but Butch's luck is terrible. He's the one who set the demons off. I still can't believe he killed one... That fucker hasn't told us how to, yet. I think he'll give in soon enough, though. But whatever...
"BUTCH, TURN THAT SHIT DOWN, DAMMIT!" Brick screamed while Butch turned up that shitty music even more. I could hear Three Days Grace's new song Chalk Outline blasting from Butch's room. Brick doesn't really... enjoy Butch's taste in music. I can't say I like it either, but it's better than Brick's taste in music. You'd think he'd listen to something cooler, but no. He listens to country music. I really don't understand him...
"Brick, the more you yell at me the louder my music's going to get~!" Butch sang from his room. The damned boy's going to get it one day.
"GUYS, COME ON IT'S TIME TO GO!" I yelled at them, trying to keep the fighting at a minimum today.
Some random scientist's P.O.V
"Girls, come on, stop fighting! The boys are going to meet you today-" I started to say to the two girls wrestiling on the ground.
"AH, CAN IT SMART ASS!" One with black hair said, sitting up from pinning the other girl down.
"BUTTERCUP, THAT'S NO WAY TO SPEAK TO AN ELDER!"
"-giggle- Yeah, Buttercup, stop talking like that to elders!" said the one girl who wasn't fighting. Buttercup, however, burst out laughing.
"I AM NOT AN ELDER!" I screamed in an attempted to regain my pride...
"Um... S-Stew? The boys are here..." said my scared partner. I can't blame her for being scared, Buttercup was intimidating. She stood taller then the other two girls, by a few inches. She has choppy, black hair that only goes down to her chin. She always wears her combat boots, and today she's wearing a baggy green shirt and black combat pants. She is most defiently strong, stronger than most guys her age. She's pretty scary.
The girl she was fighting isn't really intimidating, but she's like the strict mother that you better listen to. She has bright orange hair to her waist, that's always in a high ponytail, held up by a big red bow. She usually wears pressed, pristene clothes, but right now her white shirt was messed up and wrinkled, and her pink plaid skirt was a little torn. She's smarter than the rest of my scientist peers.
The last one is Bubbles, she's the sweetest, so you just can't say no to her. She has soft blonde hair that's always in two ponytails, reaching her mid back. She usually wears 'cute' clothes, like today she's wearing a blue mini skirt with a shirt that says 'Happy Bunny' on it. Her cuteness could compare to a babies, she's that adorable.
"Alright, Willow, send them in, I'll get the girls ready." I said with a sigh.
"Hey elder, why do I have to watch them again?" Buttercup said with an angered expression.
"Because, the demon king wants to get one of them back for killing his brother, he's the only one who knows how to kill demons, the king wants to kill his brothers, too, and you want to avenge your father, don't you?"
Her eyes suddenly went dead, looking down to the ground. Her hands were shaking, like she was trying to hold something back. "Yeah, let's just get this over with." she said with a strained voice.
Bubbles put a hand on her back while Blossom got what seemed to be a bottle of water.
"Uh... what's that for?" Willow asked nervously, entering with the boys. Brick looked strained, Boomer looked happy, and Butch looked confused.
"Uhm... Buttercup, she must be thirsty after our fight, right Buttercup?"
"Yeah..." she said with a still strained voice.
"Buttercup, are you ok now?" Bubbles asked.
"Yeah, I think I'm good..." was the response, while Buttercup stood straight up. "You can put that... water... away, Blossom." Blossom put the water back. Now, it's time to start business.
"Uh... scientist dude? Why are there three girls here? I mean... they're hot, don't get me wrong, but... aren't we supposed to be picking up our body guards today?" Butch said, eyeing Buttercup.
Boomer's P.O.V
Dammit, Butch, don't say that!
"Uh... Butch, are you TRYING to kill us..." I whispered to him, pointing towards the scary girl in green.
"No, I'm trying to get us better body guards..." he whispered back, still eyeing the scary one.
"Hey greenie, you think we aren't good body guards?" The girl said, looking even scarier.
"Uh, duh. I'll admit, you're pretty scary, but you guys probably can't even fight me, let alone a demon."
"Would you like me to prove you wrong?"
Butch smirked, "Go ahead."
She growled then lowered into a fighting position, glaring the entire time at Butch. Butch was smirking and put his fists up. The other two girls walked over by me and Brick, never turning away from the other girl.
"Butch, are you seriously going to fight a girl?" Brick asked, looking at Butch funny.
"Yeah, man. I'm not a pussy, like you. I'm not going to back down."
Brick growled, but didn't say anything else.
~Twenty minutes later of boring fighting, with neither side really gaining an advantage point~
Butch and Buttercup were still fighting. Me and Brick were sitting down with Bubbles and Blossom. Bubbles was by me, and Blossom by Brick. About five minutes after the two started fighting, the four of us started talking. I learned that Bubbles and Blossom both were trained as ninjas, and Buttercup was trained in seven different fighting styles. Butch just has street smarts, I don't even know how he's lasted this long. I mean, sure, he's the strongest and toughest of us, but she's trained in seven different fighting styles!
Oh well, the fight probably won't last much longer anyway. Both lost an acceptable amount of blood AND clothes. Buttercup was down to ripped underwear and a shredded shirt, but Butch still had his boxers and shirt fully intact.
They were both panting and just stood in fighting positions, facing eachother and glaring. Finally, Butch stood straight up while chuckling. "Good job, sexy. I haven't had that much fun in a while." he said, starting at her breasts.
She growled and turned our way, walking over to Bubbles. "Ey Bubs, give me your shirt."
"W-what?"
Buttercup growled and looked down at her, giving her a really scary glare. "Give... me... your... shirt..."
Bubbles gulped and slipped out of her shirt, giving it to Buttercup. "Damn, Bubbles, how can you fit in this thing? It fits worse than the one I have on!" And that much was true, Bubbles in comparison to Buttercup is much smaller, breast wise and height wise. Buttercup slipped the shirt off and threw it back to Bubbles, who quickly slipped it back on.
Buttercup looked over at Butch with a death glare. "Give me yours, then."
Butch laughed a deep, loud laugh. "No way, girly. I'm keepin my shirt on, thank you."
She growled again and lounged at him, tackling him to the ground. She straddled his stomach and wrestled his shirt off, slipping it over herself with a satisfied smirk.
At that time, the scientists came back in and looked over all of us. "You each go off with your body guard, get used to eachother, get to know eachother, and get comfortable staying next to eachother at all times." With that, he left the room.
Bubbles is my body guard, Blossom is Brick's, and Buttercup is Butch's.
Buttercup got up, and looked down at Butch with an evil smirk.
"Oh, please don't take me shopping," Butch said, curling into a ball.
Buttercup scoffed and rolled her eyes, "I wouldn't be caught DEAD shopping. We're going to the bar, come on." She reach down, grabbed his arm, got him up, and dragged him out of the door. I really hope they don't burn the place down...
