Author notes: Hi everybody, this is my first fanfic ever, and it's about Kaput and Zosky (YAY!!!!). Anyway there might be some
romance between characters, but you'll have to read it carefully and it's not in this chapter, sorry. There'll even be some other characters
from the show and some I just made up for the story. So enjoy the 1st chapter!
Disclaimer: I do not own Kaput and Zosky, just borrowing them solely for amusement not profit.
Space, most beings are awed by its vastness and mysterious ways, except for one invader named Kaput. Who was currently annoying
his best friend, and only sane being who would put up with him, a fellow invader by the name of Zosky.
"Zzzzzzzoooooosssssskkkkkkyyyyyyyy….." Kaput groaned. "What?!" Zosky snapped, Kaput had been whining like this for almost
eight hours, eight solid hours. Kaput replied "I'm boooorrrreeedd, bored bored bored bored…" Kaput kept repeating 'bored' over and
over again; Zosky thought he was going to lose his mind… Or pass out from exhaustion (because neither he nor Kaput have slept in the
past twenty-four hours) which ever came first. Then he suddenly had an idea, "Hey Kaput," "Yeah Zosky?" Kaput asked when he was
addressed by said companion. "How about we stay on some planet for tonight?" "Yeah! Then we can destroy it in the morning! Great
idea Zosky!" Kaput was so excited! They never stayed at a planet for a night. "Well, I am more then just a pretty face." So they headed
towards the planet closes to them.
The planet was just above and to the right of their position. It had an unusual appearance; the planet's surface was totally blocked
from view by thick swirls of violet-blue and maroon clouds "Hey Zosky" Kaput pointed to the planet. "what planet is that?". Zosky was
curious as well, so he started looking through his, usually quite useful, planet guide. The planet however wasn't listed, "That's peculiar, all
planets in the galaxy are supposed to be listed." While Zosky was trying to figure out why the planet wouldn't be listed, Kaput was
growing ever more inpatient. "Who cares!? Let's go already!" "Alright we'll go, we'll go; just settle down Kaput." Kaput slammed on
the accelerator, causing the tiny craft to start careening towards the planet. Zosky started to panic "AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! KAPUT
SLOW DOWN OR WE'RE GOING TO CRASH!!!" Kaput however was in the process of slowing the vehicle. They broke through
the atmosphere; still flying at god forsaken speeds. The ship soared over country side and small towns, but over all, the planet looked
fairly advanced. Kaput and Zosky's ship began to lose altitude rapidly as it continued it's on its path.
"Breaks, breaks, breaks… ZOSKY WHAT'S WRONG WITH THE BREAKS?! THEY AREN'T WORKIN'!!!" "How should I
know, just use the emergency fuel override switch." Kaput just stared at his partner. "What?" Zosky finally asked after five minutes of
silence. "Could you have told me that earlier?" was Kaput's only response. Zosky stammered as he tried to come up with an excuse.
"Uh… Well, I… um…" Kaput sighed heavily. "It's okay, I didn't even know this thing had an override switch." Kaput found and flipped
the switch; it immediately stopped and fell almost twenty feet straight down to the ground. The little ship hit the ground with a thud loud
enough to draw the attention of two alien gas station attendants. One was literally rail thin and at lest seven feet, its legs bent backwards,
but it's feet were like the paws of a cat. The creature's skin was a reddish brown color, and the head resembled that of a blue eyed
hairless cat with buck teeth and lacked the nasty wrinkles. The creature was female; on the chest of her dirty, grey, cloth jumpsuit was a
name tag with writing common in the galaxy, stating her name was Yami. The second attendant was vastly different from his partner,
except for what he wore, his name was Prampter. He was very short, only stood about two and a half feet; he was a stocky little guy
too. His thick legs and arms were normal, except for the white claws one the ends of each digit. His fur was jet black, with light grey
strips on his arms, neck, tail, and face. They most likely appeared else where, but were hidden by his clothing. His tail was some what
short, only about five inches long, yet very fluffy. His bottom jaw jutted out a little bit too far, not incredibly so, but still obvious. A single,
very sharp yellowed tooth could be seen sticking out over his upper lip. His eyes were dark purple, but the left was fogged over and a
scar, that started above the eye and ended below it, showed that the eye could no longer serve its purpose. He had two small pointed,
flopped ears on the top of his head.
Kaput and Zosky were not aware of the attendants' presence, they had fainted from the shock of the ship's impact with the ground.
"Sooooo… Wadda we do with'em?" Prampter asked, in his gruff voice. "I'm not really sure" Yami replied, her voice was surprisingly
light, and almost motherly. "We should probably get them some medical attention." "Well, there's a first aid kit back at da station."
Prampter headed back to the station to retrieve said med kit, while Yami tried to awaken the unconscious space travelers. Zosky is the
first to wake up. "Ahh! Who are you?! And haven't you heard of a little thing called personal space?!" Yami was merely centimeters
away from Zosky; witch would be disturbing to anyone in that situation. "I'm sorry I startled you" She scooted over to give Zosky some
room. "My name is Yami, do you know where you are?" Zosky blinked and thought over everything that happen in the past half hour or
so. "Well, I sort of do, but what is this planet called?" "Trizop, are you injured? Do you feel okay?" "Yeah I'm fine" Zosky replied.
"Uuuhhhhh…" Kaput slowly regained conscious. "Hey Kaput, are you alright?" Zosky asked "Yeah, yeah I'm fine" Kaput answered.
"Who's she?" he asked pointing to the female gas station attendant. "I'm Yami, and I'm guessing your name is Kaput." "Your right about
that miss." Kaput stated with a grin. "Oh, and I'm Zosky." He figured it was proper to introduce himself, even if he was the last one to
do it.
"Nice to meet you both, we should get you two back to the station so my friend, Prampter you'll be able to meet him soon, can see if
there's anything wrong with you." Yami stood up, she also helped Zosky and Kaput to their feet. Kaput how ever questioned her idea
"What would he be able to tell us? It's not like he's a doctor, is he?" "Well, he used to be field medic for the military." That was the last
thing Yami told the pair on the rest of the way back to the station. Zosky meanwhile was filling in Kaput on what he had learned so far,
which wasn't very much. Kaput wasn't really listening, he was to busy thinking about what might happen to them during their time on this
planet.
Author notes: Well that's Chapter one hope you all enjoyed it! I'll try to get the second chapter up soon, and I'll try to make it longer
then this one. I'm promise, really.