Disclaimer: I DO NOT OWN HETALIA.

Type of story: One shot

Pairing(s): None

Rating: T

Warnings: Some cursing; mentions of explicit yoai.


"Elizabetha, I'm home!" Yelled Elizabetha's mother, Bella.

Bella walked toward the computer left on in the living room. "Eliza you left the computer on!" She yelled. 'Hmm I wonder what she's always on the computer doing.' Bella thought as she began to move to look at the screen.

The sound of feet pounding mercilessly on stairs were echoing though out the house. "Wait, Mom! Don't-" Elizabetha's words came to a halt as she saw her mother gaping at the computer screen.

"E-Elizabetha. W-what is this?" her mother quivered out.

Now you know how when time seems to go in slow-mo and then something embarrassing happens and you want to just disappear and become a puddle of goop. Well that's exactly how Elizabetha felt. Elizabetha was frozen to the ground with a colorful array of emotions just dancing about in her adolescent mind.

First up, disbelief." I cannot believe mom found out."

Denial. "No, no, she didn't find out it's just a dream."

Anxiety. "Oh my gosh, what is she going to do now is she going to yell at me or ground me or laugh. WHAT IS SHE GOING TO DO!"

Depression. "This is it. My life... is over."

Anger. "Wait, WHO THE HECK IS SHE THAT SHE JUST BARGES INTO OTHER PEOPLE'S BUSINESS AND JUST GOES ON THE COMPUTER WHEN THEY'RE USING IT!"

Acceptance. "She found out I might as well explain to her."

Elizabetha took a cautious step closer. "Mom?"

Her poor mother, with her mouth agar, whispered silently to no one in particular,"W-what is...why are...and they're naked...and both guys. What the heck is Fan Fiction?"

Elizabetha gently touched her mother's shoulder an led her to the dining room. "Mom, I think we should talk about this."

The End