A Life Time
By: Lauren Freeman
CHAPTER ONE: The Accident
Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, and Ron Weasley, sat around a small table in the restricted section of the library at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. The three had received permission to look up spells to help them fight in their war against He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named (Voldemort!) and his army of Death Eaters; who over the summer had grown to be a very large number. The three students were at the beginning of their fifth year of Hogwarts, and had fought Voldemort at least once every year since they had arrived there, at the tender age of eleven. This year, the trio wanted to be quite a bit more prepared then they had been in the previous years; they wanted the war to end as quickly as possible, and with the least amount of death. Something they knew was impossible, but it wouldn't stop them from trying. They had been studying that October day for five straight hours already, copying down information they thought they might need onto heaps of parchment. They were all tired, and just wanted to call it quits for the day.
"Oy, are we done yet?" Ron's head hit his book with a tired thud.
"Hey look at this; it's a pregnancy spell! It says here that it can make anyone pregnant." Hermione passed her book around so that the boys could read it.
"So, how is this going to help us fight Voldemort? Are we going to make him and his followers pregnant?" Harry asked with a half smile at the idea.
"No, but imagine what we could do for everyone who wants a baby, but can't get pregnant." Hermione replied, a bit of dream in her eye.
"If I didn't know better, I'd say you wanted a baby!" Ron smiled looking at the pregnancy spell for himself.
"I do, just not right now, we have OWLs this..." Hermione broke off sharply as Neville, who had just come careening over to their table, tripped and fell into her chair, jolting it into the edge of the table and knocking the breath out of her.
"Hey, you guys! I just found a really wicked spell! When it's chanted, the spell you were last talking or reading about, whatever it was, will come alive without having to do the spell for it, no matter how complicated! All you have to do is pull your wand out like this," he pulled his wand out in front of him, "then say: 'Persons, places, even things to do. Make what we read last come true!'"
A bright, yellow light, flew out of Neville's wand, covering all the tables within ten feet of Neville. Other than Harry and his gang, there were five others at the table next to theirs. The girls and boys at the other table yelled, as the light touched them, causing a tingling sensation to run down their skin. Millicent Bulstrode, was reading about how to transfigure humans into rocks. Suddenly she shrieked and disappeared. In her seat sat a large, fat, brown and grey rock. Justin Finch jumped up as wings popped out of his back. Seamus Finnigan started to cry as his arms started to turn to scales. Dean Thomas fell into a coma, Blaise Zabini turned into a purple rabbit and started to hop around making screeching noises. Harry, Hermione, and Ron jumped up running around, trying to help everyone at once. Harry had just caught the rabbit, Hermione was busy consoling Seamus, and Ron was trying to calm Justin down, when Professor McGonagall ran to the very loud group eyes glazed over with a look of fury.
"What in the name of Merlin is going on over here?" She stopped dead in her tracks at seeing the weird looking group. The only ones that seemed normal were Harry, Ron, Hermione and a very panicked Neville. "QUIET!" Everyone stood still. "Now, can anyone tell me what is going on here?" Neville stepped up.
"I-it's my fault professor. I found a new spell that will make whichever spell you were talking about or reading last come true. I thought it only worked on the person that cast it, so I said it out loud, and well..."
"Ten points from Gryffindor for poor judgment. Now, Hermione, Harry, Ron, help me get these poor souls to the Hospital Wing." They walked slowly to the Wing, McGonagall carrying the rock. After they got there, they carefully placed each student on a bed. Madam Pomfrey looked like she was about to explode with fury at the number of patients she had just received. McGonagall explained what had happened, before turning to Harry, Ron and Hermione. Dumbledore walked swiftly in after them. McGonagall spoke first, "Now, I suppose you three were there when this happened; what happened to you?"
"Nothing that I'm aware of." Harry responded looking closely down at himself.
"Well, what spell were you looking at when it happened?" McGonagall asked impatiently.
"We were studying books from the restricted section." Hermione started, McGonagall's eyes almost popped out of her head.
"Yes, but we'd got distracted, we somehow came across a spell that from what we could see had nothing to do with the Dark Arts, but..." Hermione stopped talking, her eyes growing large.
Harry looked at her with pure fear in his eyes. "Umm Hermione, when the book said it could make ANYONE, you know...do you think it really meant ANYONE?!?" Harry looked like he was going to faint. Ron's eyes got bigger as the implications of that question ran across his mind.
"I-I don't know...oh my god...we're too young!" Hermione sobbed, tears running down her face.
"TOO YOUNG! WE'RE BOY'S!" Ron shouted.
"WE'RE NOT MADE TO...AHHHH!" Harry yelled. McGonagall was giving Dumbledore confused looks, when Draco Malfoy walked in a big smile on his face. He spoke before either of the headmasters of the school could.
"So, the great Harry Potter and his two friends are pregnant! HA! Wait till the school hears this!" Malfoy's smile could have lit the entire castle. Harry and Ron looked like they were about to pounce when Hermione spoke up.
"What makes you think we're pregnant?" She asked.
"I was listening to your conversation in the library before poor dumb Neville walked in with his wand waving."
"Did the spell touch you?" Harry asked catching Hermione's drift.
"Well, yeah I was standing almost next to..." The trio smiled.
"Then I guess you're pregnant too." Hermione's tears dried up a little as a smile curving her lips grew bigger.
"What will your father say?" Harry piped up, his tone gloating.
"Naughty, naughty!" Ron chirped in. McGonagall had, had enough. Now Draco looked like he was going to faint.
"Enough, are you four saying that you were looking at a pregnancy spell when Neville came in?" McGonagall asked, face red.
"Yes, it seemed to be out of place with the other spells in the book we had, and..." Hermione stumbled.
"I guess this is better then having a dark curse put on us, considering what we were studying." Harry admitted, still trying to come to terms with the fact that he may be pregnant. Madam Pomfrey walked up to the group, breaking the tableau.
"Did I hear correctly? You four students may be pregnant?" Giving McGonagall and Dumbledore a very unhappy look she made them each change into pajamas and get into beds. Dumbledore, and McGonagall walked over to them. The normal sparkle in Dumbledore's eyes wasn't there; a look of sadness had replaced it.
"You four are so young, you are about to go through a great trial, and your lessons will be the least of your worries. With the Dark Lord growing stronger we will be down three great wizards, possibly four. We'll get you through this though, I promise." Dumbledore walked over to Madam Pomfrey, speaking to her quietly before leaving the room. McGonagall had a look of compassion upon her face as she stared worriedly at her students. She pulled up a seat, and sat down in front of them. Madam Pomfrey pulled out a tray, with four glasses of a clear potion on it; handing them out to the four white as sheets fifteen year olds.
"This is a pregnancy test, it will tell me if you are pregnant or not; within the next five minutes." The four barely nodded, then hurriedly drank the potions. "Good. Now you'll burp, and a bubble will come out. A red bubble means your not pregnant, and a blue bubble means you are."
She gave them a sad smile, as she walked over to the other students to give them reversal spells. She did a quick tap of her wand with Millicent, and she popped back into a human. She fell asleep right away. The same thing was done with Blaise. A loud chorus of burps suddenly rang out of nowhere, causing everyone to jump. Madam Pomfrey ran over to the four teens only to see four very blue bubbles floating though the air. This time, with the conformation, they did faint. McGonagall looked like she just might do the same.
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R/R Please NO FLAMES!
By: Lauren Freeman
CHAPTER ONE: The Accident
Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, and Ron Weasley, sat around a small table in the restricted section of the library at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. The three had received permission to look up spells to help them fight in their war against He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named (Voldemort!) and his army of Death Eaters; who over the summer had grown to be a very large number. The three students were at the beginning of their fifth year of Hogwarts, and had fought Voldemort at least once every year since they had arrived there, at the tender age of eleven. This year, the trio wanted to be quite a bit more prepared then they had been in the previous years; they wanted the war to end as quickly as possible, and with the least amount of death. Something they knew was impossible, but it wouldn't stop them from trying. They had been studying that October day for five straight hours already, copying down information they thought they might need onto heaps of parchment. They were all tired, and just wanted to call it quits for the day.
"Oy, are we done yet?" Ron's head hit his book with a tired thud.
"Hey look at this; it's a pregnancy spell! It says here that it can make anyone pregnant." Hermione passed her book around so that the boys could read it.
"So, how is this going to help us fight Voldemort? Are we going to make him and his followers pregnant?" Harry asked with a half smile at the idea.
"No, but imagine what we could do for everyone who wants a baby, but can't get pregnant." Hermione replied, a bit of dream in her eye.
"If I didn't know better, I'd say you wanted a baby!" Ron smiled looking at the pregnancy spell for himself.
"I do, just not right now, we have OWLs this..." Hermione broke off sharply as Neville, who had just come careening over to their table, tripped and fell into her chair, jolting it into the edge of the table and knocking the breath out of her.
"Hey, you guys! I just found a really wicked spell! When it's chanted, the spell you were last talking or reading about, whatever it was, will come alive without having to do the spell for it, no matter how complicated! All you have to do is pull your wand out like this," he pulled his wand out in front of him, "then say: 'Persons, places, even things to do. Make what we read last come true!'"
A bright, yellow light, flew out of Neville's wand, covering all the tables within ten feet of Neville. Other than Harry and his gang, there were five others at the table next to theirs. The girls and boys at the other table yelled, as the light touched them, causing a tingling sensation to run down their skin. Millicent Bulstrode, was reading about how to transfigure humans into rocks. Suddenly she shrieked and disappeared. In her seat sat a large, fat, brown and grey rock. Justin Finch jumped up as wings popped out of his back. Seamus Finnigan started to cry as his arms started to turn to scales. Dean Thomas fell into a coma, Blaise Zabini turned into a purple rabbit and started to hop around making screeching noises. Harry, Hermione, and Ron jumped up running around, trying to help everyone at once. Harry had just caught the rabbit, Hermione was busy consoling Seamus, and Ron was trying to calm Justin down, when Professor McGonagall ran to the very loud group eyes glazed over with a look of fury.
"What in the name of Merlin is going on over here?" She stopped dead in her tracks at seeing the weird looking group. The only ones that seemed normal were Harry, Ron, Hermione and a very panicked Neville. "QUIET!" Everyone stood still. "Now, can anyone tell me what is going on here?" Neville stepped up.
"I-it's my fault professor. I found a new spell that will make whichever spell you were talking about or reading last come true. I thought it only worked on the person that cast it, so I said it out loud, and well..."
"Ten points from Gryffindor for poor judgment. Now, Hermione, Harry, Ron, help me get these poor souls to the Hospital Wing." They walked slowly to the Wing, McGonagall carrying the rock. After they got there, they carefully placed each student on a bed. Madam Pomfrey looked like she was about to explode with fury at the number of patients she had just received. McGonagall explained what had happened, before turning to Harry, Ron and Hermione. Dumbledore walked swiftly in after them. McGonagall spoke first, "Now, I suppose you three were there when this happened; what happened to you?"
"Nothing that I'm aware of." Harry responded looking closely down at himself.
"Well, what spell were you looking at when it happened?" McGonagall asked impatiently.
"We were studying books from the restricted section." Hermione started, McGonagall's eyes almost popped out of her head.
"Yes, but we'd got distracted, we somehow came across a spell that from what we could see had nothing to do with the Dark Arts, but..." Hermione stopped talking, her eyes growing large.
Harry looked at her with pure fear in his eyes. "Umm Hermione, when the book said it could make ANYONE, you know...do you think it really meant ANYONE?!?" Harry looked like he was going to faint. Ron's eyes got bigger as the implications of that question ran across his mind.
"I-I don't know...oh my god...we're too young!" Hermione sobbed, tears running down her face.
"TOO YOUNG! WE'RE BOY'S!" Ron shouted.
"WE'RE NOT MADE TO...AHHHH!" Harry yelled. McGonagall was giving Dumbledore confused looks, when Draco Malfoy walked in a big smile on his face. He spoke before either of the headmasters of the school could.
"So, the great Harry Potter and his two friends are pregnant! HA! Wait till the school hears this!" Malfoy's smile could have lit the entire castle. Harry and Ron looked like they were about to pounce when Hermione spoke up.
"What makes you think we're pregnant?" She asked.
"I was listening to your conversation in the library before poor dumb Neville walked in with his wand waving."
"Did the spell touch you?" Harry asked catching Hermione's drift.
"Well, yeah I was standing almost next to..." The trio smiled.
"Then I guess you're pregnant too." Hermione's tears dried up a little as a smile curving her lips grew bigger.
"What will your father say?" Harry piped up, his tone gloating.
"Naughty, naughty!" Ron chirped in. McGonagall had, had enough. Now Draco looked like he was going to faint.
"Enough, are you four saying that you were looking at a pregnancy spell when Neville came in?" McGonagall asked, face red.
"Yes, it seemed to be out of place with the other spells in the book we had, and..." Hermione stumbled.
"I guess this is better then having a dark curse put on us, considering what we were studying." Harry admitted, still trying to come to terms with the fact that he may be pregnant. Madam Pomfrey walked up to the group, breaking the tableau.
"Did I hear correctly? You four students may be pregnant?" Giving McGonagall and Dumbledore a very unhappy look she made them each change into pajamas and get into beds. Dumbledore, and McGonagall walked over to them. The normal sparkle in Dumbledore's eyes wasn't there; a look of sadness had replaced it.
"You four are so young, you are about to go through a great trial, and your lessons will be the least of your worries. With the Dark Lord growing stronger we will be down three great wizards, possibly four. We'll get you through this though, I promise." Dumbledore walked over to Madam Pomfrey, speaking to her quietly before leaving the room. McGonagall had a look of compassion upon her face as she stared worriedly at her students. She pulled up a seat, and sat down in front of them. Madam Pomfrey pulled out a tray, with four glasses of a clear potion on it; handing them out to the four white as sheets fifteen year olds.
"This is a pregnancy test, it will tell me if you are pregnant or not; within the next five minutes." The four barely nodded, then hurriedly drank the potions. "Good. Now you'll burp, and a bubble will come out. A red bubble means your not pregnant, and a blue bubble means you are."
She gave them a sad smile, as she walked over to the other students to give them reversal spells. She did a quick tap of her wand with Millicent, and she popped back into a human. She fell asleep right away. The same thing was done with Blaise. A loud chorus of burps suddenly rang out of nowhere, causing everyone to jump. Madam Pomfrey ran over to the four teens only to see four very blue bubbles floating though the air. This time, with the conformation, they did faint. McGonagall looked like she just might do the same.
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R/R Please NO FLAMES!